Another f**king BAT!

[RCMerchant]

 I am serious. This is the 4th bat I had to chase out of the house with a broom! They come out of the attic!
I'm not even sure he's gone- I opened the front and back doors-so I think he found his way out! I hope so. The dog stopped barking!

[Svengoolie 3]

Don't you get it?  They're trying to tell you that you should spend your life fighting criminals wearing a bat costume! Haven't you heard of a dramatic omen before?

[RCMerchant]

Don't you get it?  They're trying to tell you that you should spend your life fighting criminals wearing a bat costume! Haven't you heard of a dramatic omen before?

I think it's telling me I should drink blood.  
We get mosquito's in our house because we live in the boonies, and skeeters and moths get in- bats follow. They get in threw the attic and an old chimininy.
Chiminy. Chi -aw f**k it! The thing that sits on top of your house that shoots out fumes from yer furnace. Which we don't use in the summer- so bats fly in! And they s**t all over the attic anyway- along with squirrlls and all sortsa critters we hear running around up there at night.
And yes- I misspelled all sorts of s**t. I'm a hypocrite.

[Svengoolie 3]

Don't you get it?  They're trying to tell you that you should spend your life fighting criminals wearing a bat costume! Haven't you heard of a dramatic omen before?

I think it's telling me I should drink blood. 

Don't really recommend that) RC. Remember it may have looked cool when ol' Bela did it, but that old Hungarian never even heard of AIDS.

[RCMerchant]

I f**ked a girl with AIDS before. She's still alive. I got checked. That was in 2005.
It was before I met me sweetie Tara Sue. She was Tara's neighbor! She had the brains of a rock. But she was nice enough and had huge tits. And at this time in my life I was ready to f**k a pile of rocks if it had a snail in it.

[Svengoolie 3]

Don't you get it?  They're trying to tell you that you should spend your life fighting criminals wearing a bat costume! Haven't you heard of a dramatic omen before?

I think it's telling me I should drink blood.  

Don't really recommend that) RC. Remember it may have looked cool when ol' Bela did it, but that old Hungarian never even heard of AIDS. She was the neighbor of Tara Sue- my second wife. That's how I met Tara. Her name was Tami. Everyone called her Bubbles.

I f**ked a girl with AIDS before. She's still alive. I got checked. That was in 2005.

Well I guess the blood level in your alcohol stream was too low for the virus to find any red corpusles to infect...

[RCMerchant]

Don't you get it?  They're trying to tell you that you should spend your life fighting criminals wearing a bat costume! Haven't you heard of a dramatic omen before?

I think it's telling me I should drink blood.  

Don't really recommend that) RC. Remember it may have looked cool when ol' Bela did it, but that old Hungarian never even heard of AIDS. She was the neighbor of Tara Sue- my second wife. That's how I met Tara. Her name was Tami. Everyone called her Bubbles.

I f**ked a girl with AIDS before. She's still alive. I got checked. That was in 2005.

Well I guess the blood level in your alcohol stream was too low for the virus to find any red corpusles to infect...

Or else I was so desperate I would f**k anything that moved.
And yes- I was very drunk. I wouldn't have children if I didn't f**k ugly women when I was drunk.

[RCMerchant]

That mother f**ker is still here! The dog was barking at it. But now it's gone- hanging it's creepy ass somewhere in the house.

[RCMerchant]

I turned on the inside porch light so the f**king thing will be attracted to the moths that will fly around it- then I can chase it out the door.

[Svengoolie 3]

Geez man, maybe it's time to hang some garlic abd wolfsbane on your windows....

[RCMerchant]

Geez man, maybe it's time to hang some garlic abd wolfsbane on your windows....

I know this sounds very weird because I'm a Bela freak- but I am not joking. I got f**king bats. This is not the first time. I been chasing these little winged mice since we moved here.
I got mice too- but the cat keeps that from happening too much. And a bucket of water under the sink. You would be surprised how many drowned mice I get out of that bucket.

[Svengoolie 3]

OK bats use active sonar so maybe there's some sort of sound based bat repellant.

Or maybe you go to Ace hardware and get some of this to deploy in your attic.

https://www.acehardware.com/departments/lawn-and-garden/insect-and-animal-control/animal-repellents/7206352?x429=true&msclkid=0274ec5ce1b0133e9bcdb133a75c716c&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Shopping%20-%20Catch%20All&utm_term=4581664954588628&utm_content=Catch%20All&gclid=CKjppaSztuQCFZBwgQodfz4IGw

[RCMerchant]

I reckon- but they kill the bugs. I don't want to kill them or drive them out- I just don't like them flying around my head in my bedroom!

[RCMerchant]

Dam it. I just killed it with the broom.  Tiana was swinging at it and told me to kill it when it hung on the curtain. I didn't want to.  But I did. "Wash your hands" Tiana said.
I don't feel good about this. 

[claws]

RIP Bat