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I SWEAR TO GHAWD...

Started by Svengoolie 3, September 06, 2019, 07:20:13 AM

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Svengoolie 3

September 06, 2019, 07:20:13 AM
...I HONESTLY CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS REALITY OR SATIRE!!!

https://news.yahoo.com/islamic-state-fighters-reportedly-used-025304581.html

I tell you the world is at a point where it's hard to tell reality from satire....
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

indianasmith

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September 06, 2019, 05:12:59 PM
Reminds me of my much discussed but never filmed college sci-fi epic,
EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

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September 06, 2019, 08:39:34 PM Last Edit: September 06, 2019, 09:03:12 PM by Svengoolie 3
Quote from: indianasmith on September 06, 2019, 05:12:59 PM
Reminds me of my much discussed but never filmed college sci-fi epic,
EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS!

Hey they made "lobster man from mars" so you should go for this one..

Again tho, reality has reached a point where it cannot in some cases be discerned from satire....
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

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September 07, 2019, 02:35:00 PM
They've used pregnant women so I don't know why they'd scruple at cows.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Allhallowsday

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September 08, 2019, 12:27:48 PM
They are scumbags. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Svengoolie 3

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September 08, 2019, 09:35:41 PM
Look I'm not saying they're too good to use cows like this. I'm saying that it's kind if hard to envision a cow as an effective warhead delivery system,  y'know?

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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