Honorary Kracken

[ER]

I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:

A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.

Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."

Idea submitted.

[RCMerchant]

I don't think it works that way.
Good try.  
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.

[frank]

I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:

A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.

Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."

Idea submitted.

Damn, two out of four...

[RCMerchant]

Besides, If that was the rules, every man, woman, and child on planet earth would be a Kraken without earning it! And our Outer Space Ruler could not allow that!

[Alex]

It would only end up being awarded to an inanimate carbon rod.

[RCMerchant]

It would only end up being awarded to an inanimate carbon rod.

And well it should!
And I Am an Inanimate Carbon Rod!

"because the bible tells me so...!"

http://youtu.be/CnbSieSUKlQ

WTF were we talking about?

[bob]

It would only end up being awarded to an inanimate carbon rod.

And well it should!
And I Am an Inanimate Carbon Rod!

"because the bible tells me so...!"

http://youtu.be/CnbSieSUKlQ

WTF were we talking about?

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[RCMerchant]

^ Yeah! now it all makes sense!
Ain't it groovy? 

[Allhallowsday]

I don't think it works that way.
Good try.  
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.

Not mine.  It's sparkling. 

[RCMerchant]

I don't think it works that way.
Good try.  
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.

Not mine.  It's sparkling. 

Oh! You must have the nice Kraken Bathroom!
Mine has mosquitos and stinks like s**t.
It has 3 holes on the board!

[Allhallowsday]

I don't think it works that way.
Good try.  
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.

Not mine.  It's sparkling. 

Oh! You must have the nice Kraken Bathroom!
Mine has mosquitos and stinks like s**t.
It has 3 holes on the board!

Haven't you ever heard of slaves?  Or do you eat all the people? 

[RCMerchant]

I don't think it works that way.
Good try.  
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.

Not mine.  It's sparkling. 

Oh! You must have the nice Kraken Bathroom!
Mine has mosquitos and stinks like s**t.
It has 3 holes on the board!

Haven't you ever heard of slaves?  Or do you eat all the people? 

BBQ!

[Paquita]

I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:

A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.

Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."

Idea submitted.

I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria.  I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken.  Maybe I can be another cryptid?  I think I'm elusive enough.

[ER]

I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:

A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.

Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."

Idea submitted.

I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria.  I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken.  Maybe I can be another cryptid?  I think I'm elusive enough.

Wanna be a B-movie Pegasus? An undead B-movie Pegasus? 

[Paquita]

I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:

A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.

Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."

Idea submitted.

I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria.  I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken.  Maybe I can be another cryptid?  I think I'm elusive enough.

Wanna be a B-movie Pegasus? An undead B-movie Pegasus? 

I'm OK with that as long as I get to majestically burst out of Medusa's severed head neck hole  .