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Woman swallows her ring...

Started by Alex, September 21, 2019, 11:04:51 AM

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A woman dreamt she had swallowed her engagement ring and when she woke up she realised she had.

Jenna Evans was on a high-speed train when she had a dream in which some "bad guys" were getting on and the best way to protect the 2.4 carat diamond ring was to gulp it down.

"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post.

Ms Evans, of San Diego, California, woke up and was relieved to realise it had been a bizarre dream - until she realised she was no longer wearing the ring.

She said: "When I woke up in the morning, there was no ring on my finger.

"I couldn't help but laugh at it, and then I had to wake my fiance up and tell him that I had swallowed my engagement ring."
Jenna Evans wanted to protect her engagement ring

Ms Evans,29, went to an urgent care clinic where doctors decided not to allow the ring to pass through naturally and referred her to a specialist.

An upper endoscopy was carried out, in which a small camera and device is inserted down the throat.

Ms Evans said she began to cry as she signed the forms for carrying out the procedure because she feared she might die and not live to marry her fiance Bobby Howell.

In her Facebook post, she wrote: "I waited a long time for that damn engagement ring and I WILL marry Bobby Howell DAMNIT."

Doctors located the ring in Ms Evans' intestines and Mr Howell presented her with it again.

Ms Evans wrote: "Bobby finally gave my ring back this morning - I promised not to swallow it again, we're still getting married and all is right in the world.

"I'm so grateful that everybody can laugh about it, because it truly is a very funny story."

The couple plan to get married in May 2020.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

She was lucky. There was a story about a highwayman who pulled over a carriage and demanded a ring from a woman who swallowed it in defiance. The hiwayman shot her and forced her husband to cut her open and take the ring out.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

ER

If she'd have taken some Tums and announced they even help with jewelry-related dyspepsia, maybe she could've gotten the wedding sponsored.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

claws

"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post."

So she wasn't actually sleeping when she did this.


I would have second thoughts marrying her, but that's just me  :bouncegiggle:

Alex

Quote from: claws on September 24, 2019, 01:38:47 AM
"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post."

So she wasn't actually sleeping when she did this.


I would have second thoughts marrying her, but that's just me  :bouncegiggle:


Some guys like a woman who swallows.  :bouncegiggle:
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

claws

Quote from: Alex on September 24, 2019, 02:01:55 AM
Quote from: claws on September 24, 2019, 01:38:47 AM
"I popped that sucker off, put it in my mouth and swallowed it with a glass of water," Ms Evans said in a Facebook post."

So she wasn't actually sleeping when she did this.


I would have second thoughts marrying her, but that's just me  :bouncegiggle:


Some guys like a woman who swallows.  :bouncegiggle:

No doubt. In my case, it depends on what she swallows  :bouncegiggle:

Svengoolie 3

I hear she was offered a job as a Columbian drug mule.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.