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Started by The Burgomaster, September 26, 2019, 05:10:52 PM

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The Burgomaster





                                                                                                                    "Please sir. I want some more."




"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

retrorussell

"My dad said I didn't have any guts, so I took his!  (rimshot)  Thank you."
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Alex

I keep following the instructions exactly, but my balloon animals keep bursting!
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Svengoolie 3

"Fred,  I think it's  time you  admit you  have a problem. You taffy addiction is getting serious.  "
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.