Bad poems for bad movies.

Svengoolie 3 · October 10, 2019, 01:33:23 PM

The x from outer space.

From the depths of space to bring earth destruction terrible
came a giant cosmic chicken that was oddly named Guelala.
Tho the monster tried his very best his movie was none too successful
for the x from outer space was most definitely no godzilla.

ER · October 10, 2019, 02:34:59 PM

That's not a limerick. A limerick has five lines, three longer than two of them, generally eight or nine syllables in the long lines, five or six in the short, and they follow a rhyming pattern of aabba.

But I'll try:

There once was a boy name of Luke
Whose hunches were thought just a fluke,
But on Tatooine
That lad he was seen
To steer clear of all Jawa puke.

Allhallowsday · October 10, 2019, 05:23:23 PM

There's a movie called CARNIVAL OF SOULS
With a plot that's full of holes.
Mary Henry can't hold a job,
She's chased by an ugly dead slob,
But at least she's NOT on the dole!

zombie no.one · October 10, 2019, 06:08:14 PM

A Cop in Samurai form,
He differs somewhat from the norm,
Speaks japanese,
And destroys foes with ease,
Keep it warm, keep it warm, keep it warm.

Allhallowsday · October 10, 2019, 10:22:27 PM

The Frankenstein monster wanted a mate.
But he always messed up the first date.
He likes the dead best.
Then, he was put to the test:
When his Bride arrived... ...late.

Allhallowsday · October 11, 2019, 01:10:48 PM

When Dracula's Daughter
Lured her victims to slaughter,
The blood would run red...
Until her victim was dead,
And, they never caught her!

Allhallowsday · October 11, 2019, 01:27:28 PM

It was the DAWN OF THE DEAD
The people were all filled with dread!
The zombies were coming,
The people were running,
But at least the zombies got fed!

Allhallowsday · October 11, 2019, 01:34:30 PM

There was a monstrous shark called JAWS
He killed and killed but with teeth, no claws!
You can swim, but he'll beat ya!
When he catches ya he'll eat ya!
It's death within his mighty maw!

zombie no.one · October 11, 2019, 02:46:15 PM

What about Jaws in 3D?
They said "great idea, you'll agree!"
The film was a turkey,
Those FX were jerky,
But worse things have happened at sea.

Allhallowsday · October 11, 2019, 03:08:45 PM

It is possible to compel the mighty KING KONG.
He's lured by the beating of a tribal song.
He captured Fay Wray,
She fainted dead away,
When she saw his enormous...

Allhallowsday · October 11, 2019, 04:10:54 PM

KING KONG loved Fay the damsel in distress.
He was curious to see her undressed...
So he peeled her like a flower
With no intent to devour her,
He just wanted her to look her best.

RCMerchant · October 11, 2019, 05:32:43 PM

Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2019, 04:10:54 PM
KING KONG loved Fay the damsel in distress.
He was curious to see her undressed...
So he peeled her like a flower
With no intent to devour her,
He just wanted her to look her best.

WTF?

Svengoolie 3 · October 14, 2019, 10:54:29 AM

See who figures out this movie reff!

Whether by fallout, advanced medicine or a dark magic curse
a half human half tree monster was given vengeance driven life.
The situation on the remote island went from bad to very much worse.
The horror ended when a rifles bullet struck the butt of a knife.

claws · October 14, 2019, 11:16:34 AM

A young drifter in Las Vegas hoping to make it big
Dancing in the nude wearing a purple wig
fancy are her nails
the dress wasn't bought at sales
but the only man she had sex with was a pig

Alex · October 14, 2019, 11:44:02 AM

Quote from: claws on October 14, 2019, 11:16:34 AM
A young drifter in Las Vegas hoping to make it big
Dancing in the nude wearing a purple wig
fancy are her nails
the dress wasn't bought at sales
but the only man she had sex with was a pig

Showgirls?