Bad poems for bad movies.

[claws]

yep!

[claws]

In a town called Nilbog all food is green
but you can't p**s on hospitality because that is just mean
tighten your belt by a loop
never join the goblins group
just have a baloney sandwich that isn't too lean

[zombie no.one]

In a town called Nilbog all food is green
but you can't p**s on hospitality because that is just mean
tighten your belt by a loop
never join the goblins group
just have a baloney sandwich that isn't too lean

Driving Miss Daisy?

[claws]

 

[RCMerchant]

See who figures out this movie reff!

Whether by fallout, advanced medicine or a dark magic curse
a half human half tree monster was given  vengeance driven life.
The situation on the remote island went from bad to very much worse.
The horror ended when a rifles  bullet struck the butt of a knife.

FROM HELL IT CAME (1957)?

[Svengoolie 3]

See who figures out this movie reff!

Whether by fallout, advanced medicine or a dark magic curse
a half human half tree monster was given  vengeance driven life.
The situation on the remote island went from bad to very much worse.
The horror ended when a rifles  bullet struck the butt of a knife.

FROM HELL IT CAME (1957)?

Of course you got it ....

[Svengoolie 3]

From the  cold depths of space came huge orbs ocular
bringing death and terror to earthlings most sinister.
They had an appetite for human brain meat
But no stomach for any kitchen's heat.
Their ending came in a blaze most spectacular!

[Allhallowsday]

gad wheta moron

[The Burgomaster]

DUNE (1984)

Oh, woe! Lament!

Will this movie never end?

My ass feels like I'm sitting on cement!

[Trevor]

The shooting of South African scum
In Lethal Weapon 2, not One
Left Mel Gibson with many gunshots numb
Lying moaning on his bum.

[ER]

The horror!
The horror!
That people consider this movie....
A classic!

[Trevor]

In a town called Nilbog all food is green
but you can't p**s on hospitality because that is just mean
tighten your belt by a loop
never join the goblins group
just have a baloney sandwich that isn't too lean

Driving Miss Daisy?

[ER]

Gone with the Wind
All them Southern belles
And gents, should have just listened
To wise ol' Mammy.

[Allhallowsday]

In GONE WITH THE WIND
Scarlett lied and sinned
Driving a wagon thru hobo camp
Proved she's really an easy tramp
But by Ashley she was never pinned. 

[Trevor]

Rowsdower of The Final Sacrifice
With Satoris and Mike Pipper he tried to make nice
But when he gave Troy an awful leer
The latter drank and puked up all his beer.