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NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES (1968)

Started by RCMerchant, November 02, 2019, 05:28:36 AM

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RCMerchant

Why? WHY???





I reckon because they could!
A rassler girl gets mixed up with an apeman who tears clothes of pretty girls, and open heart surgery is a high point! This movie has NO redeeming values. Unless your values include ripping open young women and tearing there clothes and hearts out! And tearing young women's clothes and their hearts out is fine with me- Moohoohahahaha! Don't miss it!
Total trash! I have it on a SOMETHING WEIRD vhs tape I bought in 1996!
I just rewatched it!
Lord on a lollipop! This is BAD! I LOVE it!

http://youtu.be/CmaOzNK8muk
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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claws

I bought the original Gorgon video release also in the mid-90s when one of our favorite video rental stores closed for good and had a sale on all tapes (I also scored a mint condition still sealed tape of Scream 1981).

The movie is a total hoot but its been a while since I last saw it

zombie no.one

I wanted to like this - in a 'so bad it's good way' of course - but I just found it a bit tedious... might have to give it a 2nd watch.

RCMerchant

#3
Yeah- it's tedious garbage. But when I'm halfway between awake and passed out - I mean asleep- :twirl:- it's perfect surreal garbage.
Of course when I smoke enuff pot I find wall paper interesting!   :lookingup:
So there ya go! I'm not the best critic of films. I just judge them from my own warped lens.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zombie no.one

Quote from: RCMerchant on November 02, 2019, 10:39:32 AM
I'm not the best critic of films. I just judge them from my own warped lens.
rite on broski. that's how it should be...

retrorussell

Kind of seemed like (from the trailer at least) maybe this should have been X for gore, especially for 1969.. or did the trailer lie to us and it wasn't that bloody outside of operating room scenes?

I have wanted to see this for some time.  The garish video covers that I used to see at the old mom and pop stores.. I want to track down those movies nowadays.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

RCMerchant

Quote from: retrorussell on November 02, 2019, 05:25:26 PM
Kind of seemed like (from the trailer at least) maybe this should have been X for gore, especially for 1969.. or did the trailer lie to us and it wasn't that bloody outside of operating room scenes?

I have wanted to see this for some time.  The garish video covers that I used to see at the old mom and pop stores.. I want to track down those movies nowadays.

It IS very gory...! Check out the eye gouging scenes!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

chefzombie

i think i'd rather see your interesting wallpaper, ron, this movie is THAT bad, lol! one of the first of my ebay sales back in the day...
don't EVEN...EVER!

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

chefzombie

don't EVEN...EVER!

The Burgomaster

Just watched my DVD again a few weeks ago. Fun movie!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

#12
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 02, 2019, 10:39:32 AM
Yeah- it's tedious garbage. But when I'm halfway between awake and passed out - I mean asleep- :twirl:- it's perfect surreal garbage.
Of course when I smoke enuff pot I find wall paper interesting!   :lookingup:
So there ya go! I'm not the best critic of films. I just judge them from my own warped lens.

Man you make me laugh.  And I needed it.  

Here it is for now:  

http://youtu.be/LOwZQLCNsPo  

I love the dubbing on this KUH-RAP:   "This woman's been hurt!  Someone call a doctor."  "Calm down.   She's knocked out.  Don't worry about it..."


If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

#13
 :thumbup:





Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Dr. Whom

The title suggests more of a British horror comedy to me. "Those bloody apes are at it again, Trevor"
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.