Four Truths And A Lie

[Allhallowsday]

ANTaaarhctiCAAAhhhh

[RCMerchant]

#3. I think your smarter than that.

[Allhallowsday]

#4 is Indy's lie...

[indianasmith]

1.  I have shaken hands with both Presidents Bush.
2.  I led a protest in college against the athletics budget.
3.  I carried a perfect 4.0 average through graduate school.
4.  I once found an arrowhead lying inside a clam shell.
5.  I frequently belch the names of the continents during my geography class.

I pitched a no-hitter with this one!  #1 was the lie: I shook hands with W. and heard H.W. speak once, but I didn't get to shake his hand.
All the others are gospel truth!
(Oh, and Ronnie, on the college grading scale, 4.0 is 100%!)

[Allhallowsday]

1.  I have shaken hands with both Presidents Bush.
2.  I led a protest in college against the athletics budget.
3.  I carried a perfect 4.0 average through graduate school.
4.  I once found an arrowhead lying inside a clam shell.
5.  I frequently belch the names of the continents during my geography class.

I pitched a no-hitter with this one!  #1 was the lie: I shook hands with W. and heard H.W. speak once, but I didn't get to shake his hand.
All the others are gospel truth!
...

I did the same thing with mine, #1 was the lie and I changed only one fact, a number. 

[indianasmith]

Let's try again:

1.  I have a large black coffin standing in the corner of my classroom.
2.  For years I've tried to convince my students that I am secretly a cannibal.
3.  I actually had a senior girl try to seduce me once.
4.  The largest animal I've ever killed is a coyote.
5.  I found the skull of a musk ox here in Texas!

[RCMerchant]

Let's try again:

1.  I have a large black coffin standing in the corner of my classroom.
2.  For years I've tried to convince my students that I am secretly a cannibal.
3.  I actually had a senior girl try to seduce me once.
4.  The largest animal I've ever killed is a coyote.
5.  I found the skull of a musk ox here in Texas!

#3. That sounds like a movie plot.

[RCMerchant]

1. I puked  and passed out on the courthouse steps.
2.I wore a Charlie Manson t-shirt to a court hearing.
3.I was put in a padded room.
4. I s**t my pants in jail and had to walk bow leg to the shower and change my pants.
5. I kicked a dead cow and a possum ran out his frozen ass.

[indianasmith]

Let's try again:

1.  I have a large black coffin standing in the corner of my classroom.
2.  For years I've tried to convince my students that I am secretly a cannibal.
3.  I actually had a senior girl try to seduce me once.
4.  The largest animal I've ever killed is a coyote.
5.  I found the skull of a musk ox here in Texas!

#3. That sounds like a movie plot.

Bingo!  That did happen to a grad school classmate of mine, when he was a TA, with a college freshman.  But while I have formed remarkable friendships with many of my students, both male and female, none have ever tried to cross that line and neither have I (of course!).

[indianasmith]

1. I puked  and passed out on the courthouse steps.
2.I wore a Charlie Manson t-shirt to a court hearing.
3.I was put in a padded room.
4. I s**t my pants in jail and had to walk bow leg to the shower and change my pants.
5. I kicked a dead cow and a possum ran out his frozen ass.

I'll call #5 as the lie.

[RCMerchant]

^- No, the cow was frozen and a possum did run out his ass when I kicked it.

[ER]

1. A dear friend of mine claims she saw an inhuman figure climbing out of a sewer.
2. My youngest once matter of factly said, "Isn't it weird when you're alone and something moves without anybody touching it?"
3. I got an eye infection in high school because I tried to go all day without blinking.
4. I've never watched an entire episode of Friends.
5. I'm not afraid to skydive, it just holds no appeal to me.

[RCMerchant]

I'd say #5.
Oh, I never s**t my pants in jail.

[ER]

I'd say #5.
Oh, I never s**t my pants in jail.

Nope, number five is true. Not scared just don't want to do it.

[RCMerchant]

#4. I can't sit threw that show.
I wanna punch them people in the face.
I don't think in real life anybody I have ever meet are that touchy/feely talk about your emotions s**t.  And their all f**king one another. Get out of the apartment!  They will end up interbreeding the human race into whiney Joeys !
It makes me wanna-wanna-