Public sexy time in Clearwater leads to charges for older couple

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Clearwater as in Clearwater, Florida

A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report.

According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 PM Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater. They were both subsequently arrested on a felony charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct in the presence of the minor.

The victim, Clearwater police say, saw Roscillo "on her back with her legs up in the air and no pants on." The septuagenarian was "actively masturbating Kellogg's penis with her hand," according to an arrest affidavit.

After being read his rights, Kellogg reportedly admitted to having sex in public with Roscillo, adding that she "did have his penis in her hand multiple times." Kellogg, cops reported, apologized and said that he knew the Thanksgiving night encounter "was wrong."

[Trevor]

Clearwater as in Clearwater, Florida

A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report.

According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 PM Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater. They were both subsequently arrested on a felony charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct in the presence of the minor.

The victim, Clearwater police say, saw Roscillo "on her back with her legs up in the air and no pants on." The septuagenarian was "actively masturbating Kellogg's penis with her hand," according to an arrest affidavit.

After being read his rights, Kellogg reportedly admitted to having sex in public with Roscillo, adding that she "did have his penis in her hand multiple times." Kellogg, cops reported, apologized and said that he knew the Thanksgiving night encounter "was wrong."

"How many times did you have his you know what in your hand, ma'am? We just want to get the facts Ma'am."   

[ER]

Honestly, if we can't count on 70-year-olds to set good examples, why are we starving the polar bears???