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DRACULA'S DOG (and other canine calamities...)

Started by zombie no.one, December 14, 2019, 01:37:35 PM

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zombie no.one

watched this yesterday. with a name like that it could only be bad, and it is.. but fun bad. totally insane plot that makes no sense. one of my favourite aspects was the numerous fight sequences between dogs and grown men that inexplicably have sounds of women screaming dubbed on top?

a complete hamfest. 4 bones out of 5

chefzombie

is that the one with alice cooper? that's a hoot!
don't EVEN...EVER!

The Burgomaster

Quote from: chefzombie on December 14, 2019, 03:43:25 PM
is that the one with alice cooper? that's a hoot!

No, that was MONSTER DOG. I have DRACULA'S  DOG on DVD (under the title ZOLTAN, HOUND OF DRACULA).
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

chefzombie

monster dog, that's it. thanks burgo! i need to see if i can find that to watch again on new year's eve.  :cheers:
don't EVEN...EVER!

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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zombie no.one

ok then let's throw this open to any other crappy dog flicks


C.H.O.M.P.S (1979)

this could described as a 'sci-fi comedy', but that would be severely stretching it in both cases...

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zelmo73

Quote from: RCMerchant on December 14, 2019, 05:43:40 PM
What's the Stephan King dog movie-? CUJO (1983)!



http://youtu.be/45vzCiU01O4



CUJO! Yet another film ruined almost single-handedly by some annoying kid. In this movie's case, the annoying kid from that annoying Who's The Boss? TV show.

First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

claws



Play Dead (1983) - Great bad movie, and the only Dog-slasher I know of. Yvonne De Carlo gives a deliciously bad performance. Recommended.



Dogs (1976) - For what it is worth, I thought this one was actually scary.



Rottweiler (2004) - Remake of a 1976 flick. This one is dull and boring, sad to say.


zombie no.one

Quote from: claws on December 15, 2019, 05:50:50 AM


Play Dead (1983) - Great bad movie, and the only Dog-slasher I know of. Yvonne De Carlo gives a deliciously bad performance. Recommended.

somehow never even heard of this one. thanks!

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zombie no.one

Quote from: bob on December 15, 2019, 08:17:50 PM
I present the worlds most athletic dog









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that's all well and good, but can he chew through £2000 worth of brand new sofa while you're at work then badly feign innocence when you walk through the door?

zombie no.one

Quote from: RCMerchant on December 15, 2019, 11:13:50 PM
WON TON TON-THE DOG WHO SAVED HOLLYWOOD (1976)

Awful!

http://youtu.be/GkGS70QNES0
wow that looks terrible

"a dog can't knock?!"

can't they?

zombie no.one

just watched PLAY DEAD (found a region 2 spanish dvd with english audio option). good fun! kinda slow and not gory but I liked the hammy-ness, especially Yvone de Carlo's performance

top line:

"of course you're after my money. It's only natural. And you're a very natural boy."