Cinematic Hell

[Gabriel Knight]

You die, you go to Hell, and turns out, it's just a huge cinema where they show movies as a form of punishment. And no, there's no popcorn.

Which movies they'll show to you? For me, they start with JUMPER, so I think it may get better eventually, but then... bam, AFTER LAST SEASON and WEASELS RIP MY FLESH, back to back. The boredrom would get intense so in order to keep me awake, they put THE CLOCKWORK ORANGE, forcing me to watch that garbage just like the character of that very same movie.
At that point my will is nothing more than a faint memory, but still, I'll be hanging in there. Smiling, they give their coup de grâce in order to finish me off:

CITIZEN KANE, just playing in an eternal loop.

[Allhallowsday]

Definitely could be worse.  It could be "IT'S ALIVE!" (1969) in an endless loop. 

[Alex]

For me it would be twee stuff like The Care Bears movies or My Little Pony. I tend to spent them wishing they had a half way competant villian who I could cheer for.

[RCMerchant]

Most any movie with Alan Alda in it.
Or Adam Sandler.

[Rev. Powell]

An endless reel of features made by first year film school students who think they're the next Fellini.

[The Burgomaster]

This would be my line-up:

* DUNE (1984)

* WIRED (1989)

* EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977)

* HOWARD THE DUCK (1986)

* POWDER (1995)

* THE FIENDISH PLOT OF DR. FU MANCHU (1980)

* BOBBY DEERFIELD (1977)

[claws]

Endless screening of all Marvel Cinematic Universe movies.

[The Burgomaster]

Endless screening of all Marvel Cinematic Universe movies.

This belongs in the "heaven" forum . . .

[bob]

mine...is brutal

Bucky Larson

Battlefield Earth

Die Another Day

After Last Season

Saw 7

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Hudson Hawk

Run For Your Wife

Epic Movie

Disaster Movie

Batman and Robin

[BoyScoutKevin]

Endless screening of all Marvel Cinematic Universe movies.

This belongs in the "heaven" forum . . .

Wait! Are we talking about pre-2020 or what is coming up in the next decade?

2020
a Black Widow prequel
The Eternals

2021
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the 10 Rings
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
Thor : Love and Thunder
a sequel to Spider-man's Far From Home

2020s
a Blade reboot with Mahershala Ali as the title character

[Olivia Bauer]

All of the Disney remakes.

Spike Lee's remake of Oldboy.

The Last Airbender.

The Star Wars Prequels.

Anything by Ray Cumfart.

I Know Who Killed Me.

[RCMerchant]

Any episode of any TV show like The VOICE, or the dancing show, ya know, the one that had Shaun Spicer.
I never need to see this ever again in my whole f**king life.

http://youtu.be/7YBEceR7oeM

[Gabriel Knight]

An endless reel of features made by first year film school students who think they're the next Fellini.

This is hilarious. I can already picture those 3 hours long movies with "profound meanings" and "insightful camera angles".

mine...is brutal

Bucky Larson

Battlefield Earth

Die Another Day

After Last Season

Saw 7

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Hudson Hawk

Run For Your Wife

Epic Movie

Disaster Movie

Batman and Robin

I haven't watched BUCKY LARSON but I read the comments in IMDb, it seems to be truly horrific. Many of the titles you mentioned are hilarious tho, and I don't mean the ones which are supposed to be funny, like the ones made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

[VenomX73]

the 3 new starwars movies...

[chefzombie]

star wars marathon. nuff said.