Movies everyone should avoid

Rev. Powell · October 23, 2020, 09:09:14 AM

Quote from: kornula on July 18, 2020, 12:22:55 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 17, 2020, 09:58:30 PM
^ No...no I can't explain. But that's why I like them!

Fair enough.

Oddly, that's the similar response I get from my roommate who swears he honestly loves TAKING TIGER MOUNTAIN (1983) This movie is a little more cohesive a story than any Godfrey Ho movie.. only by a hairs breath tho.

I'm with RC on this one. Godfrey Ho rules! Chaos reigns!

kornula · October 26, 2020, 02:59:12 AM

Fair enough.

Oddly, that's the similar response I get from my roommate who swears he honestly loves TAKING TIGER MOUNTAIN (1983) This movie is a little more cohesive a story than any Godfrey Ho movie.. only by a hairs breath tho.
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I'm with RC on this one. Godfrey Ho rules! Chaos reigns!

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Apparently, I blocked out all memory of ever watching ROBO VAMPIRES totally from my mind. Godfrey Ho is that confusing to me...but you guys keep on enjoying the chaos.

pennywise37 · October 26, 2020, 03:05:39 AM

Mulan 2 (2004) stay away from this one as well it's pretty awful

zombie no.one · October 26, 2020, 05:34:00 AM

I just watched STARSHIP TROOPERS 2. just a mess. first half consists of guys running around in darkness shouting at each other, then switches to guys walking around in darkness talking to each other. extremely dull.

btw NINJA TERMINATOR is great for the steamed crabs and garfield phone scene, but overall I prefer his THE ULTIMATE NINJA for sheer stupidity.

kornula · October 26, 2020, 01:14:20 PM

I knew to avoid STARSHIP TROOPERS 2 just by the title alone. It's also why I have yet to watch BLADE RUNNER 2049

kornula · December 12, 2020, 02:12:11 AM

Did you know there is a sequel to "Watership Down"???

I'm not kidding.

Gabriel Knight · December 12, 2020, 10:00:01 AM

Quote from: kornula on October 26, 2020, 01:14:20 PMIt's also why I have yet to watch BLADE RUNNER 2049

That movie it's just balls. I couldn't believe how slow and tedious it is, and the plot just doesn't make any sense. Harrison Ford looks like he's bored out of his skull, just as I was while watching him. It's amazing how they had a huge budget and it looks worse than the original, which was made decades ago with a fraction of it.

Keep avoiding it.

zelmo73 · December 13, 2020, 02:14:42 AM

Quote from: Gabriel Knight on December 12, 2020, 10:00:01 AM
Quote from: kornula on October 26, 2020, 01:14:20 PMIt's also why I have yet to watch BLADE RUNNER 2049

That movie it's just balls. I couldn't believe how slow and tedious it is, and the plot just doesn't make any sense. Harrison Ford looks like he's bored out of his skull, just as I was while watching him. It's amazing how they had a huge budget and it looks worse than the original, which was made decades ago with a fraction of it.

Keep avoiding it.

It was worse than terrible (which at times can make a movie even better than it was originally intended), it was just s-l-l-l-o-o-o-w-w-w! Not slow in a cool Godfather Part II (1974) or even a Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019) way; but slow in a paint drying on a gooey pile of molasses kind of way. I couldn't understand why the film was so grainy in some scenes either, and with home viewing, unless you have a 4K HDR TV, then good luck watching the fight scenes; some of which were so dark that it was hard to tell what was going on. You would hear "oof" and "BAM!" and "SMASH!" but it was like shutting off all the lights in the arena at a big boxing match. I tried to like it, and there are some good scenes in the movie, but overall I'm just regretting that I bought it first before previewing it.

kornula · December 14, 2020, 05:30:09 AM

Seriously... Escape from Watership down.... WTF?

Trevor · December 20, 2020, 01:08:08 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on July 17, 2020, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: kornula on July 17, 2020, 02:31:00 PM
Just a friendly reminder; do not watch Godfry Ho's: "Robo Vampire"

Heck, if you see "Directed by Godfrey Ho" on any DVD, burn it!

I love NINJA TERMINATOR!

http://youtu.be/ThpdB-W89gg

Sorry but WTF was that??

kornula · December 20, 2020, 03:17:34 AM

Let me guess, all you Godfrey Ho fans love BIONIC NINJA??

RCMerchant · December 20, 2020, 10:36:24 AM

Quote from: kornula on December 20, 2020, 03:17:34 AM
Let me guess, all you Godfrey Ho fans love BIONIC NINJA??

I never even heard about it.
It's a must see now!

http://youtu.be/DyMQM5qtJ2g

zelmo73 · December 24, 2020, 12:09:56 AM

Quote from: kornula on December 12, 2020, 02:12:11 AM
Did you know there is a sequel to "Watership Down"???

I'm not kidding.

They made a newer miniseries of the story on Netflix a couple of years ago. It is okay. The voice actors are decent; James McAvoy as Hazel and Finn from Disney Star Wars sequel trilogy as Bigwig. I've only watched the first episode so far; I just can't get past the crappy CGI that they used; like they ran the CGI software off of Windows 98 or something, which is unfortunate because they retold the story without changing much; the mixed reviews that I've read about the miniseries are all pretty universal in pointing out this one major flaw in the series.

I would recommend avoiding this one unless you are just curious, and instead I'd recommend sticking with the 1978 children's horror movie version, which was a lot better and had much more talented voice actors.

kornula · December 29, 2020, 02:58:44 AM

Seriously, WINSLOW THE CHRISTMAS BEAR is painful.