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Recent Viewings, Part 2

Started by Rev. Powell, February 15, 2020, 10:36:26 PM

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HALLOWEEN AT AUNT ETHEL'S (2020)  I had actually seen this one before, but it's a classic, cheesy, suspend-all-disbelief-and-roll-with-it bad movie.
Aunt Ethel is a nasty old lady who kills kids on Halloween and bakes them into Halloween candy (apparently her "pickled chocolates" are loved by all).  Why the police have never come after her is explained by "well, she burns the bones and eats the flesh so no body, no evidence."  So three brave teens decide to take Aunt Ethel down once and for all, all while making out and getting nekkid periodically. The finale is . . . well, probably the only original thing in the movie.   In the words of Instagram: "I didn't say this movie was good, I said I liked it!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"