WHY?

[RCMerchant]

Why are lots of the ads I see on TV and the internet feature guys with long hillbilly beards and- of all f**king things- handle bar  twirly mustachios?  Is this some kind a hip fashion?
Are they preparing for a future serving ice cream sodas at the malt shop? Or tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks?

Also-
Question- How do you make the fashion statement "I'm a p***y!" with a haircut?
Answer- Man buns.
f**king f**k.  

It's silly to be annoyed by hairstyles.  
Now, the piercings, through the NOSE or LIP or EYEBROW or TONGUE or...    Now THOSE are grotesque. I'd rather talk with someone with a handlebar moustache or a man bun than a TONGUE piercing.  

Now, why? Why is it silly to be annoyed at a stupid piercing, but not by a stupid haircut?

[RCMerchant]

Fads. Give it a couple of years and it'll be something else. Manbuns can be useful if the person has a baldspot and doesn't want anyone seeing it.

Or for birds to lay eggs. Or for spiders to make nests.

[CheezeFlixz]

No one needs a man bun aka Twat Knot unless you are a Samurai - There are several other thing that are trending on commercials right now all in the name of social engineering.

[RCMerchant]

No one needs a man bun aka Twat Knot unless you are a Samurai - There are several other thing that are trending on commercials right now all in the name of social engineering.

So ' man buns' are  'social engineering'? Please enlighten us to what purpose or goal that a man bun would serve?  

Except maybe a world-wide devious plan to de-nut the American male, of course...

Oh- howdy, Cheezy!

[RCMerchant]

Why does my poop turn green when I drink grape or red pop?