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My name is Henry....

Started by sprite75, May 25, 2020, 08:02:07 PM

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sprite75

May 25, 2020, 08:02:07 PM


My name is Henry and I am funky.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Rev. Powell

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May 26, 2020, 07:47:38 AM


M, 28, married but not for long, seeks F for casual marriage, birthing male heir. I promise, you'll lose your head over me!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

chainsaw midget

#2
May 27, 2020, 03:35:31 PM
Why yes, I did get married to the window next door.  Why do you ask? 

BoyScoutKevin

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September 25, 2020, 04:41:01 PM
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 27, 2020, 03:35:31 PM
Why yes, I did get married to the window next door.  Why do you ask? 

Good for you, Chainsaw Midget. "Window" makes the joke even funnier than if you had used "Widow" from the song "Henry VIII, I Am."

retrorussell

#4
September 25, 2020, 05:22:55 PM
Man, dig these shoulder pads!  I'm gonna go flatten an offensive lineman!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

indianasmith

#5
September 25, 2020, 05:33:58 PM
"Check out my codpiece, BAY-BEE!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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