The Truly Terrible Jokes Thread Part 2

Rev. Powell · January 26, 2025, 02:44:07 PM

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

(Too soon?)

zombie no.one · January 27, 2025, 04:51:53 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 26, 2025, 02:44:07 PMHow many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

(Too soon?)

haha!

zombie no.one · January 27, 2025, 05:09:06 PM

today I met the guy who invented window sills

what a ledge.

indianasmith · January 28, 2025, 06:25:28 PM

Which body part goes out last when you expire?

Your eyes, because the pupils die late.

ER · January 29, 2025, 01:49:12 PM

What did the lawyer say to the psycho arrested for serial-murdering ten lawyers?

"Hired your attorney yet?"

zombie no.one · January 29, 2025, 03:25:18 PM

what do you call a baby sheep covered in plastic?

lambinated

zombie no.one · January 29, 2025, 03:31:24 PM

I saw a guy sitting on a lawnmower crying, so I asked what was wrong

he said he was going through a rough patch

zombie no.one · February 28, 2025, 05:43:05 PM

I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

RCMerchant · April 09, 2025, 03:09:57 PM

Q: How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None- he says it's already done and they stand around in the dark and applaud him.

indianasmith · April 10, 2025, 05:39:58 PM

Why are there pop-tarts but no mom-tarts?

Because of the pastryarchy!!

RCMerchant · April 11, 2025, 05:34:26 AM

Q: What was the worst thing Eva said to Hitler?

A: Why are you painting? Don't you have work to do?

Trevor · April 11, 2025, 07:44:36 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 09, 2025, 03:09:57 PMQ: How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None- he says it's already done and they stand around in the dark and applaud him.

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