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Trevor
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« on: September 04, 2020, 06:40:50 AM »
My landlady (of 22 years now) seemingly tells all her airBNB guests that I am a doctor!

This was said to a guest in front of me a few minutes ago.  Buggedout

Doctor of what exactly? Witchcraft?  Buggedout

And when did I study for this or get the certificate? Can't remember.  Question TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2020, 06:50:23 AM »
Doctor Zombie has a certain ring to it. I could see it as a B movie.
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2020, 06:52:13 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on September 04, 2020, 06:40:50 AM
My landlady (of 22 years now) seemingly tells all her airBNB guests that I am a doctor!

This was said to a guest in front of me a few minutes ago.  Buggedout

Doctor of what exactly? Witchcraft?  Buggedout

And when did I study for this or get the certificate? Can't remember.  Question TeddyR
A Voodoo Doctor is still technically a doctor.  It says it right there in the name.
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2020, 07:31:54 AM »
a Doctor of Undies, perhaps
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2020, 07:34:19 AM »
Actual photo of Trevor at work?
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2020, 08:29:56 AM »
 BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2020, 12:12:05 PM »
Doctor of cinema?
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2020, 12:59:08 PM »
Doctor of Juridical Science?
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2021, 04:38:44 AM »
It happened again yesterday: she introduced me to her son's girlfriend.  Question
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2021, 09:22:09 AM »
She's seen your undies?  Piled high and Deep?
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2021, 10:16:51 AM »
Now how can we combine your pizza post and this one?
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2021, 10:27:44 AM »
^ You can't. This is a complex man who touches (ew!) on many issues.
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2021, 11:00:04 AM »
Quote from: Newt on July 18, 2021, 09:22:09 AM
She's seen your undies?  Piled high and Deep?

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I don't want to sound disrespectful (you know me well after all) but she once saw me naked except for a towel: I had just finished having a bath and she came in my front door without knocking. Poor person.  Buggedout
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2021, 11:00:59 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 18, 2021, 10:27:44 AM
^ You can't. This is a complex man who touches (ew!) on many issues.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

I needed that laugh, thanks, Brother Ronny.
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2021, 05:48:51 PM »
Does she tell people this on the Way to the Forum?
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