What'll you have?

[sprite75]

Bartender: What'll you have?
Mando: Uh, Klingon Firewine!
Bartender: Ha!  This ain't Naboo!  We ain't got any of that fancy European stuff here!"

[retrorussell]

Mando: Did you see two droids go through that back door?
Bartender: Those aren't the droids you're looking for.  (waves hand slowly)
Mando: Whuh-- what the hell does that mean?  What are you doing?
Bartender (thinks to himself "Damn!  This always worked for Kenobi!"): Umm.. uh.. I'm waving at you!  Hi there!

[ER]

"Which way to the little droid's room?"