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Started by Ash, January 16, 2021, 09:19:07 PM

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Ash

January 16, 2021, 09:19:07 PM

If you could wield the power of the Force, what would be one funny thing you'd do?

I would Force Push an entire herd of cattle over.   :smile:  :thumbup:

LilCerberus

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January 16, 2021, 09:28:57 PM
ADHD
I once came up with a comedy sketch called Lawn Jedis about feuding neighbors who discover the force...

Maybe I'd use my light saber to prune the hedges...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

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January 16, 2021, 09:36:14 PM
Maybe I'd go downtown & use that super speed thing to play keep away with the muggers...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

claws

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January 17, 2021, 12:36:20 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2021, 08:20:28 AM by claws
Quote from: Ash on January 16, 2021, 09:19:07 PM


I would Force Push an entire herd of cattle over.   :smile:  :thumbup:



Why would you risk hurting animals?  :bluesad:

Force Push an entire herd of Klan members over and you'd be a hero  :smile:

indianasmith

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January 17, 2021, 12:36:52 AM
Cause snakes to levitate through the room during the next boring faculty meeting . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

retrorussell

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January 17, 2021, 12:54:07 AM
Make the pants on people who p**s me off at work fall down.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

pacman000

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January 17, 2021, 09:18:49 AM
Lift heavy boxes with ease, but that's not funny.

LilCerberus

#7
January 17, 2021, 05:43:42 PM
I'd buy a motorcycle that doesn't work, then go where the bad boys go & drag race it until I had enough money to buy a bike that does work!
I'd even use the force to make the engine sputter & cough so nobody would know I'm sittin' on a piece of junk that don't even run!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

pacman000

#8
January 17, 2021, 07:11:52 PM
Make cheap special FX. "Need a flying spaceship? Sure, we can do that!"

Audience: That matte painting looks fake.

Me: (Waves hand) It looks perfectly real.

Audience: It looks perfectly real...
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