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Oklahoma state representative files bill to create a 'Bigfoot' hunting season

Started by claws, January 26, 2021, 01:56:56 AM

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claws

January 26, 2021, 01:56:56 AM
QuoteOKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma -- As newspaper columnist Dave Barry might say, we're not making this up.

An Oklahoma state representative has filed a bill calling for the creation of a "Bigfoot" hunting season.

Rep. Justin Humphrey filed House Bill 1648 on Wednesday, which would draft rules, dates, hunting licenses and fees to catch the elusive creatures, according to KOCO-TV.

Full story at abc7news.com

Well, good luck with that  :bouncegiggle:

RCMerchant

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January 26, 2021, 02:19:33 AM
Well, this guy better stay out of the woods!

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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LilCerberus

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January 26, 2021, 10:48:26 AM
I thought it was already against the law.....
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RCMerchant

#3
January 26, 2021, 10:56:51 AM
^yeah it is- But think of all the $$$ Oklahoma bigwigs will get for selling Bigfoot hunting permits!
Buy selling them to the suckers!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

ER

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January 27, 2021, 09:21:41 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 26, 2021, 10:56:51 AM
^yeah it is- But think of all the $$$ Oklahoma bigwigs will get for selling Bigfoot hunting permits!
Buy selling them to the suckers!

Why that's the smartest wealth-generating scheme since Pope Leo X kept his mistress in jewels by selling lifetime indulgences! 
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

#5
January 27, 2021, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: ER on January 27, 2021, 09:21:41 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 26, 2021, 10:56:51 AM
^yeah it is- But think of all the $$$ Oklahoma bigwigs will get for selling Bigfoot hunting permits!
Buy selling them to the suckers!

Why that's the smartest wealth-generating scheme since Pope Leo X kept his mistress in jewels by selling lifetime indulgences! 

Me thinks so too!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

sprite75

#6
January 30, 2021, 12:02:23 PM
Bet this guy doesn't approve...

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