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Started by ER, March 05, 2021, 12:31:54 PM

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Alex

Quote from: claws on March 06, 2021, 12:36:15 AM


What's the best Wi-Fi name you've seen?

FBI Hidden Surveillance Unit.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Trevor

Quote from: claws on March 06, 2021, 12:36:15 AM
Rick Astley absorbed them to create this



What's the best Wi-Fi name you've seen?

:teddyr: :teddyr:

My landlords think so well of me, they named the Wi-Fi after me: 2G [Trevor1] and 5G [Trevor2].

And no, I can't give you the password.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

The best Wi-Fi name I've seen? Probably "Fvck bin Laden." What it lacked in creativity I thought it made up for in sheer beauty.


Something I have wondered about since i was first made aware of as a teenager, why have so few people had sex with a virgin? Mathematically the experience would seem much more common than it apparently is.

For that matter, what's this widespread fascination so many people have with having sex with a virgin? Immortality in that person's memory? What?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

RCMerchant

#18
^ I had sex with a virgin. It sucks. They don't know what to do or how to do it.  :bluesad:
I didn't have intercourse with her, because I realized just by making out she had no clue. She was 27!

I think everybody has had sex with a virgin. I mean, we were all virgins once, right?  :question:

Immortality? What, are you an Inca warrior?  :wink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

RCMerchant

Quote from: bob on March 06, 2021, 12:22:44 PM
people still get porn mags  :question:

I don't think so either. In the 80's I bought Hustler once in a while.
Porn is free on the internet.
It's not something I kept around the house. I busted my nut and tossed them. Like an empty bottle of whiskey.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

pacman000

Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.

RCMerchant

#22
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.

I don't think his physical body went to heaven. His corpse floated out of that cave?
His spirit, perhaps, but not his bones. That's just physically impossible, Captain.

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 02:23:53 PM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on March 05, 2021, 11:24:27 PM
Where did Jesus' earthly body go when he ascended to Heaven?
To heaven.

Humans will get a new body at the end of time, which will go to heaven or hell.

Meanwhile, the dead's spirits reside in paradise or hades.

So I can just abuse this body as much as I want, because at the end of time, I'll get a new one anyway?
Sorry man, but I want your drugs!
That's insane!  :buggedout:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

#24
^ At the f**king end  of time! That's a long f**king time. There is no end of time. That's nutjob speak right there.
"The end of time."
I don't think there will ever be an "end of time".
WTF is that supposed to mean?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

What separates a Byrna from a tricked out, high power airsoft?

And who used to be that fella on here that ran an airsoft league?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

pacman000

Anyone know how to keep moguls from growing under stucco? I think stucco looks cool, but the potential for mound growth makes me leery.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: LilCerberus on March 06, 2021, 08:53:40 PM
What separates a Byrna from a tricked out, high power airsoft?

And who used to be that fella on here that ran an airsoft league?

No idea on your fdrst question. Ash is the answer to your second question.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant

Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 10:58:16 PM
Anyone know how to keep moguls from growing under stucco? I think stucco looks cool, but the potential for mound growth makes me leery.

I never seen any sign of Genghis Khan ever living under or in any part of my house.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 07, 2021, 04:25:43 AM
Quote from: pacman000 on March 06, 2021, 10:58:16 PM
Anyone know how to keep moguls from growing under stucco? I think stucco looks cool, but the potential for mound growth makes me leery.

I never seen any sign of Genghis Khan ever living under or in any part of my house.

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We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.