Random Thought Thread Part III: The Thinking

[Alex]

Would someone please nibble a urinal cake for science so we can find out if American Psycho was accurate about them tasting minty?

Not just no, but hell no. I am willing to get a rubber glove, get one and send it to you so you can try it though.

[lester1/2jr]

I'm not a "the book is better" type of guy in general but the American Psycho movie skipped over so much crazy stuff its like cliff notes basically

[ER]

That clip I posted reminds me, I have this friend. I'll call him.....Morris, and he's.....never....in his entire life........seen The Simpsons. That's so sad and abnormal it's tearing me up. I want to have some sort of intervention for him. Trouble is he's happy with his life as it is, and so is it moral of me to interfere? Just....a whole life and not once seeing The Simpsons? Was he in a trance in the '90s? Does a true friend let a friend die a Simpsons virgin?

I don't know, man, I don't know.....

[LilCerberus]

I wonder if it's  okay to leave hubcaps in the dishwasher...
I assume they'd fit...

[chefzombie]

I wonder if it's  okay to leave hubcaps in the dishwasher...
I assume they'd fit...

 most of them do. my friend brad used the dishwasher at his first florida home to store hubcaps until they sold on ebay. now he uses pot lid racks in a credenza, since the dishwasher actually works in the house he bought.  

[Alex]

I wondered who would win in a fight between Danny Trejo and Chuck Norris before coming down on the side of Trejo.

[RCMerchant]

Norris is 84. Danny is 79. Both old as dirt.

[lester1/2jr]

tubi should use AI to create more bad movies

[ER]

Last year I used to give rides to a 96-year-old lady who came to the food pantry, and she told me she grew up during the Great Depression when times were so hard she and her sisters used to take a bottle of water and put scented talcum powder in it and shake it up, then splash it on themselves, and that was what they called their perfume.

[ER]

If the USSR were still around today I think it would have its own official internet, or more aptly, an intranet, sort of like it had TASS and Pravda, and Intourist, and all others would be illegal.

[Rev. Powell]

If the USSR were still around today I think it would have its own official internet, or more aptly, an intranet, sort of like it had TASS and Pravda, and Intourist, and all others would be illegal.

I believe North Korea has something like that, an Internet/intranet for only North Koreans.

[LilCerberus]

In a strange way, I can picture an ad for no particular product featuring a John Merrick impersonator screaming, "I Am NOT A Robot!"

[El Misfit]

I just don't like having those days at work. You all know those days where you just want to scream.

[lester1/2jr]

There's an annoying mini trend out there of people saying stuff like "this is without a doubt, by far one of the best slices of pizza I've had this week" . where the end of the sentence walks back the buildup of the first part.

[Rev. Powell]

A woman I met on a dating site just rescheduled our official first date for the fifth time. Normally I would have given up by now but she is really good at communicating by text, phone and FaceTime, so I am giving her another chance where I normally would have moved on long ago. I can't see what entertainment she would get out of talking so much but postponing actual face to face dates. She has decent excuses, she's just really busy and splitting her time between two locations and she always apologizes profusely.