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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #555 on: May 26, 2022, 05:34:44 PM » |
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Are your coat sleeves glistening with the sheen of dried snot?
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #556 on: May 27, 2022, 07:26:38 AM » |
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Someday I am actually going to serve nachos Flanders' style.
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies
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« Reply #557 on: May 27, 2022, 09:41:44 AM » |
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A single ant somehow found its way inside my computer monitor and is crawling across the screen. Strangest thing I've ever seen.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #558 on: May 27, 2022, 12:03:45 PM » |
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A single ant somehow found its way inside my computer monitor and is crawling across the screen. Strangest thing I've ever seen.
My mom has found them inside her phone. |
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« Reply #559 on: May 27, 2022, 02:53:37 PM » |
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Today is my son's eleventh birthday and we have all conspired to convince him he's getting nothing but clothes: every boy's most ardent birthday horror. Today when I knew he was coming around the corner I asked his sister, "Did you wrap the belt you got your brother?" The look on his face was like that of someone who'd accidentally eaten a sowbug.  So, how did he react when he saw what he was actually getting? |
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« Reply #560 on: May 27, 2022, 03:12:44 PM » |
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Today is my son's eleventh birthday and we have all conspired to convince him he's getting nothing but clothes: every boy's most ardent birthday horror. Today when I knew he was coming around the corner I asked his sister, "Did you wrap the belt you got your brother?" The look on his face was like that of someone who'd accidentally eaten a sowbug. So, how did he react when he saw what he was actually getting? Like not getting clothes was a present in itself. ;-) |
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« Reply #561 on: May 28, 2022, 04:43:50 PM » |
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Ever been in the homestretch of a romantic moment and had your phone go off with an Amber Alert? Totally hate that!
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #562 on: May 28, 2022, 09:43:06 PM » |
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Ever been in the homestretch of a romantic moment and had your phone go off with an Amber Alert? Totally hate that!
No, but I had a door knock at that critical moment last week . . . . my bellowed "Not Now!!" was probably heard in the next county. |
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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« Reply #563 on: May 29, 2022, 03:54:12 AM » |
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Ever been in the homestretch of a romantic moment and had your phone go off with an Amber Alert? Totally hate that!
No, but I had a door knock at that critical moment last week . . . . my bellowed "Not Now!!" was probably heard in the next county. I heard you, so that "Not now!" was really loud  |
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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« Reply #564 on: May 29, 2022, 10:36:42 AM » |
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I never thought about it when we'd sing the song in kindergarten, but why exactly do the wheels on the bus go up and down? Why wouldn't somebody fix that? It'd rattle the passengers' brains against their skulls, for cryin' out loud.
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« Reply #565 on: May 29, 2022, 04:42:53 PM » |
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Must be driving on Texas back roads. We have potholes large and deep enough some of them have magma at the bottom!
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« Reply #566 on: May 29, 2022, 04:52:46 PM » |
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Must be driving on Texas back roads. We have potholes large and deep enough some of them have magma at the bottom!
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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« Reply #567 on: May 30, 2022, 10:58:24 AM » |
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When I was in seventh grade I was waiting on my always-late mom in the lobby of my school, and this boy who used to talk to me while I waited had a Walkman with him and handed it to me and asked if I liked this song. I did and still do. :-)
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« Reply #568 on: May 31, 2022, 02:19:57 PM » |
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My cousin blew my mind when she told me today she is going to have her cats taxidermied (stuffed) from now on when they die. She has had at least twenty-five cats in her life and has four now and if she lives a normal lifespan we could be talking about her one day being surrounded by a score of glass-eyed felines.
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« Reply #569 on: June 01, 2022, 05:42:23 AM » |
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The US military once tried using pigeons to more accurately guide missiles to their targets. Although the project showed some success, it was decided not to continue with the project. Pretty much they were trained to recognise certain targets and would peck at different screens to control the missile and guide it to its destination.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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