True or False?

[Trevor]

I sat in Poe Park, the birthplace of Edgar Allen Poe, in the Bronx, drinking whiskey, smoking pot, and listening to Black Sabbath on a boom box, with my friend Jose, who was from Peru.

I know you lived in New York for a time so yes on this one.

[RCMerchant]

No. It's all true except we were jamming on to Led Zeppilin!
Sneaky little basterd, ain't I?

[ER]

I once wrote a story called Our Lady of Prozac?

[RCMerchant]

^ Nah. I dunno know why, but-nah.

[RCMerchant]

True or False?

When I was a kid I would chew up katy-did shells.

[ER]

^ Nah. I dunno know why, but-nah.

No, I wrote it. I read it today for the first time in years and I'm fond of that little tale.

[Rev. Powell]

True or False?

When I was a kid I would chew up katy-did shells.

I'll say true. Disgusting, but true.

[RCMerchant]

^ Oh, hell no! 

[Rev. Powell]

In the silent movie era, a producer once shot a director because the director hired an actual Native American to play an Indian in a Western.

[RCMerchant]

^ No- if he did, what a dick!

[Allhallowsday]

In the silent movie era, a producer once shot a director because the director hired an actual Native American to play an Indian in a Western.

I hope not!

[Rev. Powell]

Yes, I made it up.

[RCMerchant]

True of False?

I once tounge kissed a guy.

[Rev. Powell]

With the amount you've drunk in your life, I'm pretty sure you have! If you say you didn't you probably did and just don't remember. 

[RCMerchant]

I did. I was drunk. Here's how it came down-
Me and my brother in law Leroy were hanging out with some guys, and someone said- why I don't recall- "If I seen two guys kiss I would puke!" so Leroy grabbed me and we tounge kissed! The guy didn't puke, but me and Leroy almost did!