Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

[retrorussell]

Hey kids-- coming soon to your local supermarket: Krispy Anal Polyps Cereal!

[RCMerchant]

" I puked up live porch snails today."

[bob]

"The anal probe smells like alien urine!"

[chainsaw midget]

"I really wish that guy would stop sneaking into my house and leaving hundred dollar bills everywhere."

[indianasmith]

I put my herby-glurby in the zzazazapatat by accident and it felt really gerbological.

[bob]

"Come on in kids, time to eat the alien ham!"

[bob]

"I use sandpaper to wipe my ass!"

[VenomX73]

"Godzilla tiptoed through the desert, carefully unwrapping the Mummy's bandages to find the ancient recipe for radioactive hummus."

[zombie no.one]

I put my herby-glurby in the zzazazapatat by accident and it felt really gerbological.

schoolboy error there Indie... I guess you learned the hard way 

[chainsaw midget]

"The trial ended badly for me as the judge sentenced me to twelve years wearing a duck costume filled with mashed potatoes."


"In hindsight, sending away for a mail order radioactive giant squid was a poor idea."


"Come on down to Peaceful Dan's, the only car dealership in the world that promises not to sneak into your house late at night and murder your house pets!"

[indianasmith]

"Put the chicken head back on the ninja and return to your desk!"

(I actually had to say this in class one time.)

[Trevor]

"I use sandpaper to wipe my ass!"

😳🤣😂

[Trevor]

"Godzilla tiptoed through the desert, carefully unwrapping the Mummy's bandages to find the ancient recipe for radioactive hummus."

😂😅🤣

[Trevor]

Trevor: "I love Stanley Kubrick's THE SHINING" 😉