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Cocaine Bear

Started by bob, December 11, 2022, 10:38:57 AM

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claws

In the works:

Crack Crocodile
Meth Mosquito
Heroin Hippopotamus
Weed Woodpecker
Is it October yet?

Alex

Quote from: bob on February 18, 2023, 05:23:26 PM
Quote from: Alex on February 18, 2023, 04:52:16 AM
Following 3 million dollars worth of cocaine being found dumped at sea, Cocaine Shark is now on its way.




https://ew.com/movies/cocaine-bear-elizabeth-banks-cocaine-shark-conditions/

All she needs is a good script for it...
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

FatFreddysCat

Oh yeah, I was all over this movie when I first heard about it months ago, based on the title alone... but once that trailer hit, I was totally "TAKE MY MONEY!"
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

claws

Is it October yet?

Neville

All I can say is, what a weird movie for being Ray Liotta's final.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

FatFreddysCat

I guess we should have expected this: The Asylum (makers of "Sharknado" and a host of so-called "mockbusters" of box office hits, like Snakes On A Train, Battle Star Wars, The Terminators, Ape vs. Monster, and dozens of others) announced their "Cocaine Bear" inspired knock off yesterday via Twitter: ATTACK OF THE METH GATOR.  :teddyr: No casting or release date yet.

"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

indianasmith

What the heck . . . . I'm in for this one, too!

Now bring on HEROIN HIPPOS, somebody!!!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

bob

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on February 25, 2023, 04:40:34 PM
I guess we should have expected this: The Asylum (makers of "Sharknado" and a host of so-called "mockbusters" of box office hits, like Snakes On A Train, Battle Star Wars, The Terminators, Ape vs. Monster, and dozens of others) announced their "Cocaine Bear" inspired knock off yesterday via Twitter: ATTACK OF THE METH GATOR.  :teddyr: No casting or release date yet.



Oh hell ya  :teddyr:

I will be watching that whenever it comes out
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

bob

#23
it's got a 6.5 on IMDB

on Rotten Tomatoes critics have given it 70% fresh with audiences giving it a 75%

oh yes... Tony Montana was reincarnated as the cocaine bear
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

WingedSerpent

Saw it.   I'd give it a very high C+ or low B-.  Not as over the top crazy as it should have been. And a lot of the gore was CGI
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

indianasmith

It was no more nor any less than the title promised.
And I LOVED it!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Cult_Moody_Movies

While not as over the top as I would have liked.......you will more then likely be getting a sequel considering the low budget.

Trevor

I hear a filmmaker here is considering making a film called Underpants Unicorn 🦄😳😉🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

You taking up a career in porn Trev?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

What does not kill me makes me stranger.