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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2023, 04:49:32 PM »
That would be my guess.
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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2023, 04:56:09 PM »
in their prime I think Norris would humiliate Seagal... however I think Van Damme would probably beat Norris
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2023, 08:52:40 AM »
Quote from: Alex on May 10, 2023, 04:19:48 PM
I thought that the biggest weakness of Under Siege is that Tommy Lee Jones doesn't land a single hit on Seagal. Kind of makes him a weak villain and not really a threat.
I recall Jones's character getting in one minor cut during that fight.
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« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2023, 09:49:27 PM »
I just wanted to share this. 

https://youtu.be/2MamGWJL5Ug
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2023, 12:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on May 10, 2023, 01:54:04 AM
He made Mercenary For Justice here and I talked with one of his fellow actors in that: he told me that Seagal needed a stunt double to throw a punch in one scene.  Buggedout

I watched a few videos from a Youtube channel that goes though Steven's movies, and they've pointed out things like where stuntdoubles were obviously used for stuff like walking up and down stairs.
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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2023, 12:30:09 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw midget on September 19, 2023, 12:03:36 PM
I watched a few videos from a Youtube channel that goes though Steven's movies, and they've pointed out things like where stuntdoubles were obviously used for stuff like walking up and down stairs.

 Buggedout BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

ROFLMAO
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« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2023, 04:44:28 PM »
since making this thread I've acquired about half a dozen more Seagal dvds, the book 'Seagalogy' which methodically breaks down every single movie he's ever done in great detail, and also his country album 'Mojo Priest'

what the hell is wrong with me
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2023, 03:07:12 AM »
Quote from: zombie no.one on October 04, 2023, 04:44:28 PM
since making this thread I've acquired about half a dozen more Seagal dvds, the book 'Seagalogy' which methodically breaks down every single movie he's ever done in great detail, and also his country album 'Mojo Priest'

what the hell is wrong with me

I think you need serious help. On the other hand if you've bought his album I suspect it is too late.
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« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2023, 03:48:07 AM »
amazingly he has 2 albums. must... resist... the... other... one

all I know is there is no WAY he is playing the guitar solos he has credited himself with in the liner notes. no way.
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« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2023, 05:02:35 AM »
Quote from: zombie no.one on October 05, 2023, 03:48:07 AM
amazingly he has 2 albums. must... resist... the... other... one

all I know is there is no WAY he is playing the guitar solos he has credited himself with in the liner notes. no way.

If I am not mistaken, you live in England don't you Zombie no.one?
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« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2023, 05:57:40 AM »
Yes - which seems to put me in a minority of 1 on this board?

keeping it real for team Seagal , uk style
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« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2023, 06:16:38 AM »
Yeah, I may have to visit you when I am on a course south of the border later this year, or early next year. Trust me, what I am going to have to do is for the greater good of humanity...   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2023, 07:06:53 AM »
Hmm, well that sounds faintly terrifying… in a wholesome kind of way, of course !
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« Reply #28 on: October 05, 2023, 09:49:22 AM »
If it helps, despite 3 decades of military training I cannot think of a single thing I could ever do that would be more painful than watching/listening to Seagal's stuff.  TongueOut
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« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2023, 10:13:13 AM »
Quote from: Alex on October 05, 2023, 09:49:22 AM
If it helps, despite 3 decades of military training I cannot think of a single thing I could ever do that would be more painful than watching/listening to Seagal's stuff.  TongueOut

Say no more, brother: the first 35 seconds of this song is SS trying not to mess his undies singing  Buggedout Wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4nf1FtQ1w
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