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Slotherhouse Trailer

Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, August 03, 2023, 12:16:09 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

Gonna drop this here... I ASSUME its real... or not.The "Gratuitous Pictures" imprint does make me wonder.
https://youtu.be/uuz0RgViws4


Still not quote dead.
Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Alex

I've been hearing about this one. I keep imagining an extremely slow chase scene.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Trevor

I'm sold. Slowly but I'm sold. :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on August 03, 2023, 12:44:03 PM
HECK YEAH!!!  Count me in!

I hear the movie runs longer than Lawrence of Arabia as the sloth is really slllllooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww in its' killing spree  :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Ed, Ego and Superego

Just found the plot synopsis:
It's senior year of college for sorority sister Emily Young and for the first time ever, Sigma Lambda Theta is having elections for who will be president. Wanting to have a killer year, Emily Young realizes she might just be the best option for her sorority. While beginning her campaign, she finds an adorable sloth that steals her heart and soon realizes she just might steal the hearts, and votes, of her sorority sisters. But when bodies slowly begin to pile up in the Sigma Lambda Theta house, Emily and her sorority sisters realize the deaths are being caused by their new house mascot, the cuddly sloth Alpha. Will Emily and her sisters escape the house with their lives? Or is this death-sloth with 3 razor sharp claws too quick for them?

And some of my favorite old friends replied! Hi!


Still kickin'
Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Trevor

Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on August 03, 2023, 07:13:05 PM
Just found the plot synopsis:
It's senior year of college for sorority sister Emily Young and for the first time ever, Sigma Lambda Theta is having elections for who will be president. Wanting to have a killer year, Emily Young realizes she might just be the best option for her sorority. While beginning her campaign, she finds an adorable sloth that steals her heart and soon realizes she just might steal the hearts, and votes, of her sorority sisters. But when bodies slowly begin to pile up in the Sigma Lambda Theta house, Emily and her sorority sisters realize the deaths are being caused by their new house mascot, the cuddly sloth Alpha. Will Emily and her sisters escape the house with their lives? Or is this death-sloth with 3 razor sharp claws too quick for them?

And some of my favorite old friends replied! Hi!


Still kickin'
Ed

Welcome back 😊😊😊😊🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

I did actually suggest 'Quaalude Sloth' as a sequel to COCAINE BEAR on here... maybe they were reading. nah
Quotethe movie was cringe, corny, cheesy and "what the biscuits" is with this atrocious acting and childish corny thing of a movie???

WingedSerpent

Imagine a horror movie about its ancient ancestors though, seeing as how ancient sloths were some of the biggest land mammals at the time.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...