I am visiting the US mate. The US seems to have not discovered the joys of giving everyone free wifi so getting online is a bit spotty, plus we just spent 3 days hiking through the backwoods parts of Yellowstone which really didn't have good internet at all!
I've survived a car crash and dealing with a really rude Idahoan (I'll wait until I am outside of US jurisdiction before I give any details on how I dealt with that one
), and got a lot closer to many animals larger than myself than we really planned on (they kept wandering up to us).