Nailgun Masacare

[Kyla]

Nailgun Masacare
Has anyone SEEN this movie???
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
damn it's awful
and i love every minute of it

i found this horrible beauty at a yard sale when i was 16
my mom hated it so much that she threw it away...
this last christmas i went out to Colorado to visit and found it at a video store for $4!
ahahah

another one along the same lines "I Spit on Your Grave, Too"
(don't quote me on that title)
i haven't seen this movie in forever
but i remember how much fun it was to watch/make fun of
it's a horrible soft core borderline porn flick

but don't worry Nailgun Masacare is more gore than anything
WOW
ahaha

oh! before i forget....
Night of the Blind Dead (seems like it has another title, also..)
wow................
it was REALLY hard to last til the end of this one
it's basically a horrible spanish zombie movie badly dubbed in English
and the Zombies really aren't that scary, but they are the whole brainless wandering bumping into everything arms extended drooling dead guys
but they are amusing....
but it's worth watching once so you can share the pain....
ahaha

thoughts, feelings, comments??
haha

[Steven Millan]

      1. Chas Balun has seen "Nailgun Massacre",and not only says that it massively sucks,but that he hoped that the filmmaker would keep his day job(apparently,he did). I think that everyone here will seek,and grab a copy of it,once they read that it's a mixture of soft core borderline porn,and mucho gore,with a "I Spit On Your Grave" type plot..
       2. Any movie with "Blind Dead" in the title absolutely will be entertaining(considering the cult of fans that this movie has).

[raj]

So it's in the same lines as Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, et al.,?

[john]

I saw a couple of the Blind Dead films years ago on latenight TV and thought they weren't too bad. The zombies were creepy.

[Nathan]

Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned, NGM isn't "sucks so bad it's funny," it's "sucks so bad it makes Albert Pyun look talented."

http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/n/nailgunmassacre.html

Nathan

[Kyla]

I know Nailgun Masacare is AWFUL beyond the absolute depths of being awful can be.. but for some reason i love torturing myself with movies like that

i can't explain it

i am sick

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as for the Blind Dead movie i have... are all the other Blind dead movies orginally in Spanish?? how did i NOT know about these movies?? damnit!!

i will have to let you guys know the full title of the flick i own when i get back home i am visiting TN for the time being

[john]

>as for the Blind Dead movie i have... are all the other Blind dead movies
>orginally in Spanish??

 Yes. According to the IMDB, there are 4 Blind Dead movies. I think I've only seen a couple of them. The one set on an old sailing ship with the zombies in crates in the ship's hold was pretty good. I've also heard that the films were fairly heavily censored in the American versions.

 What I liked about them was that the zombies actually looked like rotting corpses rather than just people wearing makeup.