RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie Thread!)

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UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: THE RETURN (1999)

Now it's Van Damme's turn to do 'every action movie ever condensed into one'... this one is very bitty and all over the place. never really gels into anything coherent.

there's a scene where Van Damme is looking at a palm / hand ID screen thing, with a computer generated graphic of a hand on it... and the hand spins around and flips the bird at him 

 that's all you need to know about this film, everything else is a footnote in comparison. (edit, no pun intended)