Main Menu

RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie Thread!)

Started by M.10rda, November 23, 2023, 07:31:52 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Rev. Powell

JACKER 2: DESCENT TO HELL (1996): Mike the carjacker survived his fall from the first JACKER and now is an invulnerable supernatural entity occasionally haunted by his dead girlfriend. More ambitious, with some cheap video experimental film effects for dream sequences, and even more nonsensical than the first one---a big step up for the zero-budget filmmakers. 2/5. JACKER 3 is listed as in-production.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

Has anybody seen Scarlet Fry's JUNK FOOD HORROR FEST????
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Rev. Powell

Quote from: indianasmith on April 28, 2025, 06:11:06 PMHas anybody seen Scarlet Fry's JUNK FOOD HORROR FEST????

With Calico Cooper?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 28, 2025, 07:14:00 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 28, 2025, 06:11:06 PMHas anybody seen Scarlet Fry's JUNK FOOD HORROR FEST????

With Calico Cooper?

That's the one!
Oh my, that was a fun thread . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on April 28, 2025, 08:51:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 28, 2025, 07:14:00 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 28, 2025, 06:11:06 PMHas anybody seen Scarlet Fry's JUNK FOOD HORROR FEST????

With Calico Cooper?

That's the one!
Oh my, that was a fun thread . . .

Bumped it for people to read 😂😂
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

M.10rda

Thanks for the bump! All joking aside, did SF'S JFHF ever actually get made/released, and did anyone here actually watch it? (I know, I know, Pinocchio's nose, Manson and Trejo, Linda Lovelace's German Shepherd, okay...)

Rev. Powell

Quote from: M.10rda on May 01, 2025, 08:02:25 AMAll joking aside, did SF'S JFHF ever actually get made/released

Of course!

Quote from: M.10rda on May 01, 2025, 08:02:25 AMand did anyone here actually watch it?

Of course not!

I don't think anyone around for the original thread would ever watch the movie, just on principle. That would be a win for Scarlet Fry.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 01, 2025, 08:06:09 AM
Quote from: M.10rda on May 01, 2025, 08:02:25 AMAll joking aside, did SF'S JFHF ever actually get made/released

Of course!

Quote from: M.10rda on May 01, 2025, 08:02:25 AMand did anyone here actually watch it?

Of course not!

I don't think anyone around for the original thread would ever watch the movie, just on principle. That would be a win for Scarlet Fry.

I found the trailer somewhere and watching it was enough to make me want to do laundry  :twirl:  :wink:  :tongueout:  :tongueout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

Quote from: M.10rda on May 01, 2025, 08:02:25 AMThanks for the bump! All joking aside, did SF'S JFHF ever actually get made/released, and did anyone here actually watch it? (I know, I know, Pinocchio's nose, Manson and Trejo, Linda Lovelace's German Shepherd, okay...)

It was on one of those 25 MODERN HORROR CLASSIC DVD sets that I bought just before DVD's went out of business; the lighting was poor, the colors off, and the picture blurry - not sure if it was a cheap copy or if the original movie was that badly filmed.   I fast forwarded through most of it.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

M.10rda

Quote from: indianasmith on May 01, 2025, 06:06:01 PM
Quote from: M.10rda on May 01, 2025, 08:02:25 AMThanks for the bump! All joking aside, did SF'S JFHF ever actually get made/released, and did anyone here actually watch it?

It was on one of those 25 MODERN HORROR CLASSIC DVD sets that I bought just before DVD's went out of business; the lighting was poor, the colors off, and the picture blurry - not sure if it was a cheap copy or if the original movie was that badly filmed.   I fast forwarded through most of it.

Scarlett Fry declares this a qualified "win"!  :bouncegiggle:

Rev. Powell

Quote from: M.10rda on Today at 07:54:45 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on May 01, 2025, 06:06:01 PM
Quote from: M.10rda on May 01, 2025, 08:02:25 AMThanks for the bump! All joking aside, did SF'S JFHF ever actually get made/released, and did anyone here actually watch it?

It was on one of those 25 MODERN HORROR CLASSIC DVD sets that I bought just before DVD's went out of business; the lighting was poor, the colors off, and the picture blurry - not sure if it was a cheap copy or if the original movie was that badly filmed.  I fast forwarded through most of it.

Scarlett Fry declares this a qualified "win"!  :bouncegiggle:

I'll give Indy a pass so long as he didn't buy the 15-movie pack specifically to get SFJH. If he did, yeah, it's a win for Fry.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...