RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie Thread!)

[LilCerberus]

Cerberus - do you ever watch good movies?

Why would I do that?
Everybody's already seen 'em!

[lester1/2jr]

good point

[Rev. Powell]

NINJA TERMINATOR (1986): In Movie A, ninjas fight over three pieces of a golden statue that will make them invulnerable; in Movie B, a lone hero takes instructions from characters in Movie A (via teleconference on a Garfield phone) which then fights a triad gang that has captured a female who is made integral to the plot of movie A through the magic of dubbing. This is probably Godfrey Ho's most "beloved" cut-n-paste ninja movies; it's necessarily confusing but actually easier to follow than most of the others, the fight scenes are good, and there's absurdity aplenty. The ninjas wear more eyeliner than JD Vance! 4/5 for a bad movie, 1.5/5 on a mainstream movie scale.