RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie Thread!)

[lester1/2jr]

Zombie Pirates (2014) - Somewhere between Adult Ed Film class project and tax shelter is this bland but quickly moving...thing. I don't want to call it a movie. The blonde lead actress would be super hot if she worked in your office, but in a movie she's just okay. She sleep walks through this underwhelming scenario of trying to get some zombie pirate... silver? Meanwhile, silver was about 20 dollars an ounce in 2014. A small bag of coins even with historical value factored in would hardly be worth getting a skinned knee over, much less killing/dying for.

The only scene I liked was one when the smart alec cop realizes that the woman is in a rush, so he asks for a cup of coffee and drinks it super slowly and talks about random stuff knowing that she's quietly infuriated with him. I don't think they are allowed to really do that, though. I also liked how he was willing to risk his life to get to his police radio even though we know he has a cell phone.

2.5/5 extremely low budget and mostly useless but I watched it in one sitting and was able to move on to something else quickly. Spirit Halloween zombie costumes

[HappyGilmore]

A Very Brady Christmas - 1988.

Caught this on tv recently. The Brady Bunch kids and families come home for the holidays. I liked it for what it was.