RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie Thread!)

[zombie no.one]

yeah not the most kid-friendly scene (oh hang on, kids probably loved that scene)... but I get what you mean. beyond 'family movie' type stuff really, which is kind of where I think the JP franchise is supposed to be pitched?

fwiw I watched a Wesley Snipes 2000s era film tonight which was so unremarkable I can't even be bothered to report on it. not even for you guys. sorry

[lester1/2jr]

The Game blew my mind and had my spouting conspiracy theories. To each their own, I guess.


Also, I've never gotten Jurassic Park. A bunch of CGI dinosaurs who cares? They should have actually created dinosaurs, then I'd watch it.

[M.10rda]

I liked THE GAME. It isn't Fincher's best but the cast is good and it's fun to watch Michael Douglas get jerked about.

[zombie no.one]

The Game blew my mind and had my spouting conspiracy theories. To each their own, I guess.

of course, that's the way it has to be and I totally respect all you guys' takes... it's super rare that I ever change my own opinion on a movie after 1st watch, but it has happened

[zombie no.one]

KILL SWITCH (2008)

"Seagal's best movie in years" says the blurb on the dvd inlay

so of course it's no better or worse than any of his films from the preceding 5 years or so (and I have them all, so I can say that), and is definitely worse than any which precede that.

this one starts with a flashback sequence to a traumatic event in Stevie boy's childhood, when he and his brother are playing in the woods, and his brother goes to retreive a frisbee or something, and is killed... by... someone?

this event flashes back a few times throughout the movie, with increasing intensity, although what it has to do with the main plot I have no idea...

Seagal talks with a truly ridiculous regional twang of his own concoction in this one, which sounds half hillbilly redneck and half LA pimp...

fights is fought and heads is cracked and it's all okay in the end.