RECENT VIEWINGS (Bad Movie Thread!)

[Senor Citizen]

Sea of love

Disgusting movie where Al Pacino kisses Ellen Barkin in a very long scene. It must have been Al`s idea. And it has Al`s ass on white undies.
Soundtrack has saxophone so 1 point for that.

Beethoven's 2nd

Is it okay to say that movie is stupid, bad and entertaining because it was family comedy made for kids?

Grumpier Old Men

Couple of funny jokes but because I`m not Mike Stoklasa, I don`t find old people funny.

[lester1/2jr]

^ I will be sure to avoid all of those. or see them, who knows

The Cold (1984) - also called The Game also called ... garbage. 3 millionaires invite random people to have a "game" that doesn't appear to have any rules or point. They wander around what looks like the bottom floor of an abandoned Holiday Inn trying to somehow win. There is some brief nudity with decent looking women, tons of bad jokes and worse acting, and a general "we are cashing in on the VHS horror boom with nothing at all to say in that style of cinema" vibe.

The guy who did Monster a Go Go (which I remember as part of my least favorite Something Weird DVD two fer) and Giant Spider Invasion is at the helm, so you know it's gonna suck. And yet....and yet....and yet it does have that recent Viewings Bad movies thread feel down so perfectly that I did enjoy it. It's another one where it seems like they're all working on another movie and making this during the breaks in action. In one scene, two frisky contestants are having sex in the sauna. They think they are locked in and the guy clearly has tighty whities on. Why would the character do that and why did I have to see that?

1.5/ 5

It stinks, yet it does have a tiny, microscopic amount of charm and cleverness. I watched it based on this https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTvcaY-EQbZ/ post.

[LilCerberus]

Tonight's Stinker
She Devils on Wheels (1968)
https://youtu.be/jkvglNHlpdw?si=DdjQSsfdJmuZbayy

And boy, what a stinker! Plot? What plot?
The Maneaters, an all female biker gang gets together for a race, & the winner gets to pick out her stud for the evening..... They go back to their pad & mayhem ensues, but the next morning, there's an issue with one of the girls wanting to go steady with one of the studs (against the rules)... Later that night, they force her to torture the boy she likes....
Then there's the matter of one of the girls completing her initiation....
At the halfway point of this movie, an all male hot-rod car gang tries to take over the abandoned flat top they use to race..... The girls kick their butts, the guys swear revenge, & some semblance of a story emerges....

The sound in this print drops out several times.... Lots of scenes of riding & love-ins to stretch out the runtime.... A plot point about one of the girls (possibly the others) living a double life as a girl next door is mentioned but never delved into....
Ends abruptly..

[M.10rda]

That's a terrible movie indeed, but some of the dialogue and violence is pretty amusing.