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And now it's Florida Man's turn to pop up out of the woodwork!

Started by sprite75, November 28, 2023, 02:18:20 PM

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By claiming he had no idea how the bag of meth by his junk got up in there in the first place.

QuoteWhen a corrections officer found a "plastic cylinder" containing methamphetamine under his penis, a Florida Man denied ownership of the narcotics and claimed to be "unsure of how the package got in his underwear," according to an arrest affidavit.

The discovery of drugs in the drawers of Caleb Phillips, 46, came yesterday evening as he "undressed from his civilian clothing and changed into his jail clothing" at the Indian River County Jail.

Phillips was arrested Monday on a warrant charging him with failure to appear in court in connection with a pending 2022 DUI case.

Seen above, Phillips reportedly told a sheriff's deputy that he "did not place the cylinder in his underwear," but speculated that the meth was somehow "placed there while he was asleep." Phillips apparently did not identify who purportedly accessed his underwear for the meth delivery.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.