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Have you ever been Married?

Started by RCMerchant, August 07, 2024, 10:33:11 AM

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RCMerchant

Are you, or ever been, married?
Myself- no. I lived with my first "wife" for 3 years. I had 2 kids with her. I hate her guts.
I was with Tara Sue for 5. She died of cancer in 2008.
I was with Tiana for 11.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Alex

In my late teens a girl called Diane told me we'd got married after a drunken night out. I never saw any proof of us being married though, and she disappeared on a trip to Egypt. Always figured the white slave trad had gotten her.

Anyway, discounting that I've only been married once and so far it has lasted for 11 years.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Rev. Powell

No. I wanted to when I was younger, but now I feel like a dodged a bullet.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 07, 2024, 11:29:30 AMNo. I wanted to when I was younger, but now I feel like a dodged a bullet.

Me too.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

nope... still waiting for some gun-totin', cigar-chompin', axe-weilding, stamp-collectin' amazonian she-goddess to whisk me off my feet (literally)

any takers?

Leah

Erm, nope. And I'll probably never get married tbh.
yeah no.

indianasmith

I married my childhood sweetheart two days after my 21st birthday.
We're still married today - it'll be 40 years in December.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

The Burgomaster

My wife and I celebrated our 30th anniversary in July. And we got married on a whim in Las Vegas after knowing each other for less than a year.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Alex

I had a (female) friend today told me that she was really turned on by army and airforce uniforms (sucks to be in the navy I guess). She told me she had a secret fantasy where a big strong Russian woman in an army uniform would sweep her off her feet and carry her off.

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Trevor

Quote from: The Burgomaster on August 08, 2024, 10:09:55 AMMy wife and I celebrated our 30th anniversary in July. And we got married on a whim in Las Vegas after knowing each other for less than a year.

Congrats 😊🙏🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Alex on August 08, 2024, 10:29:50 AMI had a (female) friend today told me that she was really turned on by army and airforce uniforms (sucks to be in the navy I guess). She told me she had a secret fantasy where a big strong Russian woman in an army uniform would sweep her off her feet and carry her off.



Holy s**t!  :buggedout:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Alex

Quote from: RCMerchant on August 08, 2024, 11:01:47 AM
Quote from: Alex on August 08, 2024, 10:29:50 AMI had a (female) friend today told me that she was really turned on by army and airforce uniforms (sucks to be in the navy I guess). She told me she had a secret fantasy where a big strong Russian woman in an army uniform would sweep her off her feet and carry her off.



Holy s**t!  :buggedout:

I told her the way the world was going it was possible, but she wouldn't like it as much as she might think.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

FatFreddysCat

Been married for 25 years. So far, so good. No major complaints.  :teddyr:
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Trevor

Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 08, 2024, 01:16:09 PMBeen married for 25 years. So far, so good. No major complaints.  :teddyr:

😊😊🙏🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: Alex on August 08, 2024, 11:56:44 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 08, 2024, 11:01:47 AM
Quote from: Alex on August 08, 2024, 10:29:50 AMI had a (female) friend today told me that she was really turned on by army and airforce uniforms (sucks to be in the navy I guess). She told me she had a secret fantasy where a big strong Russian woman in an army uniform would sweep her off her feet and carry her off.



Holy s**t!  :buggedout:

I told her the way the world was going it was possible, but she wouldn't like it as much as she might think.

😳😁😁
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.