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The contribution of sexy girls to warfare

Started by Dr. Whom, September 28, 2024, 04:56:05 AM

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Dr. Whom

I am a big fan of pulp/men's magazines illustrations. The men magazines of the 60s regularly ran stories about the exploits of sexy girls (usually of loose morals) in fighting mainly Nazis but sometimes also Commies or Japs. This made of course for great illustrations, because these girls fought with as little clothes on as possible.

Some of these titles are incredible and just beg to be made into exploitation movies

The Mystery French Street Girl Who Dishonored Herself To Save A Yank Division
The Wild Assault of Carter's Incendiary Blondes
Secret Nude Weapons Of St. Belvedere
Girl Skin-Divers Raid Castro's Fortress
The Nude U-Boat Raiders Of The South Atlantic
Italian Nudist Girls Who Knocked Out Germany's Underground Tank Depot
Fraulein Raiders
My Golden Nudes to smash Hitler's elite Panzer Corps
Naked Nymphs of Pakistan to foil Commie plot
The Naked Assassins
The Stalag Busting Women Without Men Escape Chain
Naked joy girl guerilla war against the Nazi torturers
The Golden Joy Girls who scuttled the Reds
The Wild Assault Of The Maquis Joy Girl Squad
The French Streetwalker Who Stymied A Nazi Division
Playboy Parker's Joy Girl Commando Raid
The Incredible Nymph Navy that swiped a Nazi Destroyer
The Vice Dolls of Monte Carlo who smashed the Nazi Master Plan
The 22 Joy Girl Army that Smashed the Japs at Saipan
The Double Crossing Love Dolls of Tokyo
The Two Strippers Who Stalled Rommel's Desert Campaign
My Harlot Army to Smash Hitler's Elite Corps
The Man-hungry Nymph Who Stole Red China's Secret "Super-MiG"

and my favourite
The Killer Dog Carnival Girls Who Suckered a Nazi Blitzkrieg
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

zombie no.one


Rev. Powell

I post a new men's magazine cover as my cover image on facebook every month. Here's September's:



The sexy girls don't really seem to be contributing much here besides motivation, but sometimes they do grab a gun and get to fighting Nazis/Commies.

"Watch Her Die Screaming" would be a good grindhouse title.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Dr. Whom

If you go by those magazines, the entire Cuban military was required to wear Fidel Castro style facial hair.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

claws

Quote from: Dr. Whom on September 28, 2024, 04:56:05 AMand my favourite
The Killer Dog Carnival Girls Who Suckered a Nazi Blitzkrieg

I couldn't resist and asked A.I. to write a synopsis.

The Killer Dog Carnival Girls Who Suckered a Nazi Blitzkrieg (1965)

In this bizarre and thrilling 1960s B-movie, a traveling carnival hides a secret weapon during WWII—a pack of highly trained, vicious attack dogs. When the Nazis invade a small European village, the beautiful yet cunning carnival performers, led by the feisty ringmaster Lila, hatch a wild plan to deceive the invading forces. Using their seductive charm and stunning performances, the carnival girls distract the Nazi troops while unleashing their killer dogs in a series of bloody, chaotic attacks.



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