COFFEE

[Rev. Powell]

I can't use nut milks in coffee. Too thin and watery for me. Actual cream is best, though I usually use half and half for convenience.

[claws]

^ True. I tried coffee with dairy free milk a few times, it's like adding white water or something. Doesn't work for me.

[zombie no.one]

well I only buy semi-skimmed (cows) milk anyway, so that's already not full creamy...

also I tried coffee using almond milk, which I thought would be nice, but in reality it wasn't.

used to have 1 sugar in coffee but managed to wean myself off that... I knew a girl who had FIVE sugars in tea + coffee, yikes

[Trevor]

well I only buy semi-skimmed (cows) milk anyway, so that's already not full creamy...

also I tried coffee using almond milk, which I thought would be nice, but in reality it wasn't.

used to have 1 sugar in coffee but managed to wean myself off that... I knew a girl who had FIVE sugars in tea + coffee, yikes

The 🐮 complain when they have to provide milk for my coffee 😳🥴😉

[claws]

Personally, I haven't found any kind of redeeming use for nut milk. I tried overnight oats with almond milk and, it's just not the same, and it's AWFUL in cereal

[zombie no.one]

oh yeah gotta have 'real' milk in cereal...

interesting fact: apparently coffee beans are not beans. they're seeds. what's the difference? I don't know.

[Rev. Powell]

oh yeah gotta have 'real' milk in cereal...

interesting fact: apparently coffee beans are not beans. they're seeds. what's the difference? I don't know.

Hmm... looking it up, a bean is a seed for a legume. Coffee's not a legume, so it doesn't have beans, apparently. I think?

[RCMerchant]

I like coffee. Black coffee. But I quit drinking it because it gives me the squirts.

[zombie no.one]

I like coffee. Black coffee. But I quit drinking it because it gives me the squirts.

this has reminded me of a Janet Jackson interview where she said she had 'coffee enemas'.... yeah time to quickly change subject I think

Hmm... looking it up, a bean is a seed for a legume. Coffee's not a legume, so it doesn't have beans, apparently. I think?

ah cool.

another interesting fact is that caffeine is a natural insecticide. so it's produced by the plant purely to stop insects eating them.

I always thought 'decaffeinated' coffee sounded like the most pointless thing in the world (bit like 0% alcohol beer?), but when I looked into it, it's just less caffeine, not zero caffeine. you can't have 0% caffeine coffee apparently

[Leah]

I generally drink coffee black, however I've been known to drink a mocha from tome to time.

[LilCerberus]

Used to make my coffee stronger, but nowadays, it's just 2tsp of instant in a soup mug, half hot water, half protein shake, then I keep adding hot water as I drink it....

[lester1/2jr]

The coffee I drink is pretty weak. Regular home brewed coffee unfortunately makes me ultra paranoid. It affects my older sister the same way. I love coffee though.

[zombie no.one]

Used to make my coffee stronger, but nowadays, it's just 2tsp of instant in a soup mug, half hot water, half protein shake, then I keep adding hot water as I drink it....

sounds like some kind of wizard's brew? add leg of newt to garnish 

The coffee I drink is pretty weak. Regular home brewed coffee unfortunately makes me ultra paranoid. It affects my older sister the same way. I love coffee though.

weed made me very paranoid but coffee, not really... I guess all psychoactive substances can potentially have that effect though

[RCMerchant]

weed made me very paranoid but coffee, not really... I guess all psychoactive substances can potentially have that effect though
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I used to get paranoid on weed when I was young. But when I started toking seriously again- oh- about 2012- It didn't bother me at all.

[Trevor]

I like coffee enemas: nice warm feeling and nice aroma too 😳😉😉😉