"B-Movies Haikus & Poems" Board... re-open for business!

[M.10rda]

In an attempt to waste less time writing reviews of movies I didn't like, I visited this site's "Haikus" section  and discovered it has lain dormant since 2022!  SO, I've started posting there again... in an attempt to accomplish in 17 or 34 or 51 syllables what normally I would accomplish in thousands.

I've started a new topic for Bam Margera's directorial effort HAGGARD and posted in ER's "The Force Awakens" topic. I also contributed my concise thoughts to Pacman000's "How Long Should A Movie Be?" topic:

How long should they be?
Just this length and no longer.
Because I said so.

THE IRISHMAN's length
And not one minute more, *COUkil-
-lersofflowermoonGH*

If Lynch: Eighteen hours.
In most other cases, the
Shorter the better!