The Asylum’s Jurassic Rampage (2026)

[claws]

A mockbuster just in time for The End of Oak Street. It doesn't look Sharknado-bad but I'm pretty sure it will be bad regardless. Trailer available on YouTube.

[M.10rda]

Who is Johnny Pacar??? 

[zombie no.one]

Who is Johnny Pacar??? 

you mean to tell me you don't know... [checks notes]... Johnny Pacar?

[M.10rda]

  Yes, I know, "...star of JURASSIC RAMPAGE". Well, I letterboxd him, and....... I still don't know who Johnny Pacar is!

[Trevor]

Who is Johnny Pacar??? 

you mean to tell me you don't know... [checks notes]... Johnny Pacar?

I have heard of Johnny Pacaruru 😏😉