The Asylum’s Jurassic Rampage (2026)

[claws]

A mockbuster just in time for The End of Oak Street. It doesn't look Sharknado-bad but I'm pretty sure it will be bad regardless. Trailer available on YouTube.

[M.10rda]

Who is Johnny Pacar??? 

[zombie no.one]

Who is Johnny Pacar??? 

you mean to tell me you don't know... [checks notes]... Johnny Pacar?

[M.10rda]

  Yes, I know, "...star of JURASSIC RAMPAGE". Well, I letterboxd him, and....... I still don't know who Johnny Pacar is!

[Trevor]

Who is Johnny Pacar??? 

you mean to tell me you don't know... [checks notes]... Johnny Pacar?

I have heard of Johnny Pacaruru 😏😉

[zombie no.one]

Yes, I know, "...star of JURASSIC RAMPAGE". Well, I letterboxd him, and....... I still don't know who Johnny Pacar is!

you know... he's Jimmy and Jenny Pacar's son. brother of Joey Pacar. cousin of Jerry Pacar... his sister is the lovely Julie Pacar... "JP" we all call him (except at family gatherings)