tux-thoughts but no spoliers

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Well, I just got back from a showing of "The Tuxedo". I just want to say that if some smart arsed kids start talking LOUDLY behind you in a movie house, then it should be perfectly leagal to beat the hell out of them.
But I digress
The film itself wasn't a total waste. Jackie Chan, as always, saves the film everytime he does anything.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, on the other hand, well, let's just say her breasts carried more of the film than she did.
2 things of note: the opening shots brought to mind "Lenard Pt. 6". Not a good sign. And that the bad guy was ripping of "Tank Girl". Also not a good sign.
is it worth your $6? If you like Jackie, than I say yes. If not, then no.
Sorry, But I still think Drunken Master 2 was better

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Now if you'll pardon me, I must go and save my lady love Joan Marie from the dreaded spin cycle