Godzilla vs...Oh, Dare I Hope?

[Squishy]

"Gamera!
Gamera!
Gamera is full of meat!
Gamera tastes mighty sweet!
We are eating Gah-meh-raaaaaaaa!"

Henshin Online has the article, and a review of "Godzilla x MechaGodzilla" (don't get yer hopes up).

[J.R.]

Oooooh. Aaaaaah. Please don't let there be little kids in their weird short-shorts! Or, if they must be there, have Godzilla and Gamera step on them, or at the very least have someone say, "What the hell are you kids doing in a top-secret government laboratory? And why aren't you wearing pants? And why does Gamera like you so much? Is he Catholic or something? Go back to watching superviolent porn cartoons and playing with little robot pets or something,". And have Godzilla '98 pop up so the real deal can smack that puss around for a while.

[Flangepart]

Yee hee hee hee hee! Can this be true?
....Squish, if your playing with my dream of dreams, i'll find you and smack you liked a red headed stepchile. Oh, man....there will be Major trashing of Metropolitan butt tonight! Well...i hope so! Hey, a loon can dream!
....Okey, heres the deal. Who would win? Place yer bets, place yer bets!......
....Plasma fire, and flying ability, versis sheer duribility....i say, 6 to 4 Gamera, unless they give Godzilla a handicap...
.....Oh, team Gamera up with "Deanzilla"..now THEREs a handicap, brother! That'll level out the playing field...espchual if the playing field is Tokyo!

[Chadzilla]

Godzilla feasts on a heapin' helpin' of turtle soup!  Yessss!