"Ripped from today's headlines....Made for TV movie of the week

[Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. .]

All of you know by now that the poor girl from Utah, Elizabeth Smart is home safe and sound. You also should know and expect that bids for her story are comming in like roaches. These "made-for-tv' imbicels should all be shoved inside a smelly used dumpster and thrown from a cliff. The poor child went through enough CRAP to be hounded by the press and "movie-script- solicitors" If and When they make this movie, we ALL know they will,  I will label it BAD. because it would be BAD to make it in the first place.

[Gerry]

Speak of the devil:

<http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-fi-smarttv15mar15,0,7459298.story?coll=la-calendar-headlines-manual>

[Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. .]

Very sad.
I think I'm going to get a "species change" and flee the planet.

[Damien]

Sure is crapy, I do agree with you on this... I dont want to see such a movie anyway...

[Perk]

Reminds me of the Amy Fisher craze years ago.  Every channel had their own version of the story.  Fox , ABC, CBS, NBC all of them.  It got so bad that an episode of Saturday Night Live had four differnt versions of the story.  My favorite was the one where everyone is black.  Joey looks at Amy's behind then  nto the camera and says
"She got a vishass."

I still laugh whenever I think of it.

[Dunners]

f**k these bastards, and yet at the same time I hope the smarts realize there i sno real way of getting out of this mess and chare these f**kers like $20 million for the right. that ought to be enough to move the hell  out of the country and take a much needed family vacation.

[Flangepart]

Personaly, Dr.x, i think that dumpster shoud be allowed to cook awhile in the Utah sun....let it get good and hot...then drop it over a cliff.

Oh,oh...throw in some rabid weasels first...

[Ash]

Her name should be Elizabeth Stupid...

[Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. .]

I can ALWAYS count on you,  ASH, for putting in your two Lira.
Don't you have an Insane Clown Posse concert to attend?

[Ash]

Haha!!

I was just joking!

I DO NOT listen to I.C.P.!!!

I just like their makeup.

And you'll only find U.S. dollars in my pocket!!

[Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. .]

:)

[Chadzilla]

Well, Get Smart and Hide in Plain Sight have been used, so let's try

The Smart Story
Thou Sayest: The Search for Elizabeth Smart
ABDUCTED: The Hiding of Elizabeth Smart

Getting Smart?  Finding Smart?  Hiding Smart?

Of course, the truly callous could come up with something sleazy, like Emmanuel's Guide to Smart Sex.

[Gerry]

Chadzilla wrote:
>
> Of course, the truly callous could come up with something
> sleazy, like Emmanuel's Guide to Smart Sex.

That is just wrong!  ;-)

I guarantee at least one of the movies will have "Behind the Veil" in the title.

[Chadzilla]

We can also expect a flood of crude jokes in the coming weeks.

Oh, I said coming!  HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I feel bad for the Smart family having to go through this section of the healing process, but it is a part of the process nonetheless.  Defusion through humor, most of it in poor taste.

[Gerry]

Chadzilla wrote:
>
> I feel bad for the Smart family having to go through this
> section of the healing process, but it is a part of the
> process nonetheless.  Defusion through humor, most of it in
> poor taste.

Smart Ass!