Jenna Borntreger!

[Andrew]

My daughter was born today at 1352 hours.  She is 8 pounds and 7 ounces, both Katie and her are at the hospital and doing just fine.

At one point during the delivery, Katie punched me for being me.  I did have her laughing when I expressed worry that the placenta was going to attack me (the doctor didn't get the b-movie joke).

This has been the best day of my life.  Tiring, watching my wife "PUSH!" and helping as best I could by bracing one of her feet and talking to her, but amazing.  Katie did all the work and is very tired - she and Jenna were sleeping when I left the hospital - but I looked into my daughter's sleepy eyes and everything else seems trivial in comparison to today.

[Ash]

Congratulations!!

Welcome to fatherhood!

[Fearless Freep]

Congratulations, Andrew!

Our fifth child (Andrew Jonathon, by chance) was born on April 7th.

[Steve B]

Yes, very many congratulations to you and your new family!!

[Dunners]

Yer a dad? wow,  I feel sorry for your daughter, shes going to suffer so much when daddy shows her some of these bad movies. I hope loving  bad movies is in your family ;) congrats.

[Cullen]

Congradulations and Good Luck to you, your wife, and the baby!

[J Perk]

Congratulations!

[onionhead]

As the father of three girls, let me welcome you to the best/worst/happiest/saddest days of your life.  A mixed bag to be sure, but I assure you from here on out you will be wondering what life was like before they came along.  Congrats, and God bless.

[Brother Ragnarok]

On behalf of the entire Brotherhood of Bad Movies crew, a mighty hail to you, my good sir!

Brother R

[Mofo Rising]

I too would also like to add my congratulations.

Just think, now you have somebody to watch THE NEVERENDING STORY III with.

[Squishy]

"Just think, now you have somebody to watch THE NEVERENDING STORY III with."

You know, Mofo, while it may seem funny to try and lure Andrew into such a horrible act of child abuse, you're leaving yourself open to being charged as an accessory. :)

Congratulations, Andrew!

[akiratubo]

8 lbs, 7 oz?  Good work, Andrew! ;)

[Nathan Shumate]

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Progeny.  Take every opportunity to lie on the couch and have her sleep on your chest.  It's a terrific feeling.  (And your wife can't get after you for taking a nap because, hey, you're taking care of the baby.)

[Apostic]

Wow!  You procreated!

warm regards,

Mark & Jo Hurst

(a.k.a. The Enigmatic Apostic and The Longsuffering Mrs. Apostic)

[Apostic]

's funny,  Link banner ad at top is (as of this writing) advertising floral delivery.

Must be one of those Internet omens.

regards,

Apostic