If you were an evil overlord...

[Goon]

When a movie has an evil overlord, they tend to have a pit with some kind of monster at the bottom.  If you were an evil overlord, what movie/TV monster would you have occupy this pit?

-------ooo-'U'-ooo--------Kilroy was here.

[Feathertop]

I would have MURDER SHE WROTE occupying the pit. How that televised pustule lasted as long as it did speaks of SOME kind of foul Dark Powers that could surely eliminate my enemies if they were exposed to it.

[Deena]

I would put dreadfully annoying ppl on cell phones down there.  That would surely kill someone, having to listen to idiots yap about what color eyeshadow they should wear to the next frat party.

Deena

[Johnny Blister]

Cthulu

[Ash]

The Sarlac of course!

[Johnny Blister]

The Rancor

[Dave: Blackeye15]

HMO's (I'm sure there is a movie with HMO that are bad)

-the first rule of fat club-

[Johnny Blister]

Edgar The Bug

[Brother Ragnarok]

Well, next to Lovecraftian monsters, which are the ePIT(sorry)ome of evil things to have in dark places, I would have to say a rabid wolverine high on angel dust.

Brother R

[Funk, E.]

Lawyers

[wycked nick]

Big Gay Al

[Johnny Blister]

Jar-Jar Binks

[raj]

Carrot Top!  I'd also have a 50 ton steel bank vault type door on top of the pit, to ensure that CT never gets out, and I don't have to hear that creature.

Either that or undead pirhanas.

[Steve B]

Rabid weasels

[Johnny Blister]

That beetle god from"Conan:The Destroyer".