Absolute WORST movie ever made?!?

[JPickettIII]

I'm trying to place the name but can't come up with it.  That one $1 DVD with the quasi undead civil war soldier.  I watched it once and $1 was rather generous to pay for it.  However, sadly I can't come up with the name now. 

Did it star lance henrickson? If so it might have been "Near dawn".

Was this a Trama type of film?  I have a Civil War zombie on a cover.  I will look through my movies.

John

[InformationGeek]

This is rather simple to me.  The worst film ever made is Monster A-Go Go.  There is nothing redeemable about this film at all.  Everything is wrong with the film.  Bad acting, bad sound effects, bad lighting, bad story, bad continuity, bad effects, bad directing, pointless scenes, bad characters, bad soundtrack, and biggest kick in the nuts to me is the fact that this movie has bad film quality.  Say what you will about Pocket Ninjas and Red Zone Cuba, at least the film quality is fine.

Overall, Monster A-Go Go fails at everything, even the techincal basics and that is why I have to say that it is the worst film ever made and that there is nothing that can be salvage from it.

[demon_dave]

My vote goes for "Kickboxer from Hell". Seemed like 2 movies rehashed together to make one, and the chick playing satan was really funny, but it just made no sense at all, and we couldn't get through it in 2 attempts. It gets my vote

[Vik]

Worst I remember seeing was Creepshow 3

[Cthulhu]

I'm trying to place the name but can't come up with it.  That one $1 DVD with the quasi undead civil war soldier.  I watched it once and $1 was rather generous to pay for it.  However, sadly I can't come up with the name now. 

Did it star lance henrickson? If so it might have been "Near dawn".

Was this a Trama type of film?  I have a Civil War zombie on a cover.  I will look through my movies.

John

I think it's Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill.

[voltron]

Can't pick just one....
Lurkers
Scream (1981?)
The Last Slumber Party
Shock Chamber

[lester1/2jr]

OVERSEXED RUGSUCKERS FROM MARS was HORRIBLE!!  I watch some terrible stuff, but that movie was easily the worst thing I've seen the last few years.

I liked that!


Also, in terms of scale the Madonna remake of swept away was really a stupendous bellyflop.  I mean, if you see a budget as representing how high off the diving board you are belly flopping, it's a big big splash

[Doggett]

Lovesick Sicklove 
DeadGirl 
Baise Moi 

Those films leave a very bad taste in my mouth. 

[Chainsawmidget]

Lovesick Sicklove 
DeadGirl 
Baise Moi 

Those films leave a very bad taste in my mouth. 

You're supposed to WATCH movies, not eat them.  Do I have to explain everything?

Overall, Monster A-Go Go fails at everything, even the techincal basics and that is why I have to say that it is the worst film ever made and that there is nothing that can be salvage from it.

It does have a catchy title. 

[lester1/2jr]

the mosnter a go go/ pysched by the 4 d witch DVD is among the most harmful products ever released.

[Russ Thorn]

my votes are "Syngenor" or "Revenge Of The Radioactive Reporter", especially the latter..no redeeming qualities, just a Toxie rip-off.

[JesusFightsNaked]

Hey guys.  New here to the forums, but not badmovies    I had to invade this topic, but I have to say anything by Bill Rebane.  Especially "Invasion From Inner Earth".  Weird thing is, it has a certain charm that makes you watch it more than once just to remind yourself that's it's the worst thing you've ever seen.  Remember that title... "Invasion From Inner Earth".   

[claws]

Hey guys.  New here to the forums, but not badmovies    I had to invade this topic, but I have to say anything by Bill Rebane.  Especially "Invasion From Inner Earth".  Weird thing is, it has a certain charm that makes you watch it more than once just to remind yourself that's it's the worst thing you've ever seen.  Remember that title... "Invasion From Inner Earth".   

The day before I went for a gastroscopy I had to stay sober and wasn't even allowed to drink water. So I spent the day in bed chewing on a pen while reducing my pile of unwatched DVDs. Invasion from Inner Earth was one of them, and a real chore to watch. I actually bit my pen in half because the movie was so incredibly dull. For me Bill Rebane = suffering except for 2 or 3 of his movies.

[JesusFightsNaked]

The day before I went for a gastroscopy I had to stay sober and wasn't even allowed to drink water. So I spent the day in bed chewing on a pen while reducing my pile of unwatched DVDs. Invasion from Inner Earth was one of them, and a real chore to watch. I actually bit my pen in half because the movie was so incredibly dull. For me Bill Rebane = suffering except for 2 or 3 of his movies.

A long time ago I went to the old vid shop where I'd rent random horror movies and saw this one in a big green box.  It was the Regal release that had the cool picture of the alien on the front snarling at me.  My one buddy was with me and suggested that maybe the movie was so messed up that they didn't put any pictures on the back.  That was a great day.

[Couchtr26]

I'm trying to place the name but can't come up with it.  That one $1 DVD with the quasi undead civil war soldier.  I watched it once and $1 was rather generous to pay for it.  However, sadly I can't come up with the name now. 

Did it star lance henrickson? If so it might have been "Near dawn".

Was this a Trama type of film?  I have a Civil War zombie on a cover.  I will look through my movies.

John

I think it's Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill.

I haven't checked back on this thread in a while but thanks Cthulhu that was the one.  That was beyond horrid.  I mean even Ron Jeremy in that awful Hell's Highway was more entertaining.